I step up to the urinal: people start laughing

[calcot7]

Were they the Vinegar and Salt variety?

I love those...........but not the ones that are made in a urinal......at least I think I don't?

 

[calcot7]

Believe it! I have actually seen this happening in the restroom of a pretty seedy Indy bar in the late 80's.

The guy wasn't reading a newspaper though. Although he may have wished that he had been for the after business clean up.

How are you supposed to sit down then?

 

[Bunnykid68]

 

[bigelowe]

why do they call them urinal cakes? im not eating one.

 

[hoosierdoc]

so today I saunter up to the urinal and find an ipad mini! It was nice and dry up on the shelf. There was no one in the bathroom at the time. Fortunately the guy had his cell and office numbers on the lock screen. He didn't answer his cell, but I called his office in Jacksonville and they took my number, got ahold of him, and he called me back. We met at the cell phone lot. He gave me $5 for his appreciation I was going to decline it, but I could tell he really wanted to thank me with it so I graciously accepted it. He was in a cab, I considered talking to him about Uber but it wasn't the right time

Word of advice, try to add your contact information to your lock screen on digital devices.

 

[bradmedic04]

I woulda given you $6 for it doc. Way to blow it.

 

[rhino]

I woulda given you $6 for it doc. Way to blow it.

He's clearly not a forward thinker.

 

[T.Lex]

Punchline: "No, my girlfriend isn't named Wendy. It says, 'WelcomE to jamaica moN have a nice DaY.'"

 

[hoosierdoc]

Punchline: "No, my girlfriend isn't named Wendy. It says, 'WelcomE to jamaica moN have a nice DaY.'"

Hah, I get it! Thanks for looking too!

 

[Vigilant]

Hah, I get it! Thanks for looking too!

What you did there, I didn't see it!