If you don't make waves....

[BloodEclipse]

you"ll drown.

Everyone knows where going with the flow gets you.

Turn the other cheek so you can get it slapped too.

Ok add your own take on some words of wisdom.

 

[printcraft]

He who hesitates is bossed.

 

[Andre46996]

He who writes on poophouse walls rolls his poop in little balls......

He who reads these words of wit eats those little balls of poop....

Replace needed words with the INGO unfriendly alternative...

 

[Andre46996]

Here I sit brokenhearted came to poop and only farted..

 

[Que]

If you want to be good, you may fail at becoming great.

Love all, trust few, do wrong to none.

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.

 

[ATM]

The early bird gets the worm

...but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.

 

[remymartin]

My mom always said if I keep doing that I'll go blind.

 

[remymartin]

The early bird gets the worm

...but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.

But the early worm died...

 

[BloodEclipse]

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

 

[BloodEclipse]

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

 

[Cru]

He who writes on poophouse walls rolls he poop in little balls......

He who reads these words of wit eats those little balls of poop....

Replace needed words with the INGO unfriendly alternative...

I laughed 10 time harder at this poem with the word Poop than I ever did at the original!

 

[Tryin']

Here I sit brokenhearted came to poop and only farted..

Don't just sit there, down-of-heart; someday you'll poop when you thought you'd fart. . .

 

[Tryin']

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.


That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

 

[Tryin']

Aim for the moon; when you miss you will end up in the vacuum of space where there is no air to breath and the half of you facing the sun will fry while the other half freezes solid.

 

[remymartin]

On a serious note. There is no time like the present, and no present like the time.

 

[BloodEclipse]

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

 

[BloodEclipse]

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.


Just saying.

 

[Cru]

I've never done the dishes, and i've never been shot!

 

[sparky241]

if everything is going according to plan somethings f*cked up.

if you ever find your self in a fair fight your tactics suck.

 

[1946]

No matter where you go, there you are.