No matter where you go, there you are.
I've never done the dishes, and i've never been shot!
you"ll drown.
If you wish to drown, do not torture yourself with shallow water.
Please do not throw cigarettes in the urinal... "... Because it makes them difficult to light..."
Why are you looking up here?...the joke is in your hand.
More then three (3) shakes and you're playing with it.