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    INGO Clown
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    You know...... you really have to admire the dedication that crazy people put in.

    They never half ass it. It's always all or nothing. Never just a little crazy..... just bat**** crazy.

    I think we could all learn from their example.
     

    LANShark42

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    Well, that was interesting. In a "that guy is nucking futs" kind of way. Now if you like conspiracies, the IMPD "Boner-Drone" (ok, as retired USAF, boner-drone sounds like a great unofficial nickname for an aircraft) gives you a boner. Cialis gives you a boner. Cialis is from Eli Lilly. Eli Lilly is headquartered in Indianapolis. SO IS THE IMPD!! AH-HA!!
    Ohhhhhhh... It's all starting to make sense now...
     

    Frosty

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    Alrighty then... Sounds like a guy I work with... The Goverment tracks our cell phones and they are watching us with the google earth satellites! :tinfoil:
     

    Mcrodney

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    Some people that wear a foil hat shock me. Others I am not so surprised. What does surprise me is the level of mental illness that is untreated at a young age that grows later in life.
     

    GunSlinger

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    Right here.
    Whenever the 'boner drone' operators cause this guy to become aroused he should just walk next door and thank them. Now if they really wanted to antagonize him they'd use the 'beam' to arouse him and then use a second beam to project nude images of his mother into his brain. This guy needs Prozac in a Pez dispenser.

    Seriously, if this guy is sincerely believes what he's saying and not some budding comedienne working on a routine I do hope IMPD is keeping an eye on him. If he's genuinely in Indy, mobile, and owns firearms I'll not be going to any theaters anytime soon.
     

    hoosierdoc

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    I'm thinking outside the box here... but if IMPD truly did have a boner drone, then the boner technology could probably be scaled up. It could then be mounted on the Bank One (whatever it's called now) tower with a rotor. People could then use their GPS locator on their phone to send in coordinates. We could then (for a fee) zap people with the technology to induce certainly "physiologic responses" that are completely medically safe and without side effects. No longer do you need a prescription, run the risk of priapism, interaction with nitroglycerin, or any numerous other issues.

    Anyone want to throw down some seed money?
     

    shawnba67

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    Next they'll be firing COCK ROCKETS at him
    Supposed to be a picture from Orgasmo but cant get it to Load



    And its Officer NUetered Man in charge of the program.
    9k=
     

    Fishersjohn48

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    I'm thinking outside the box here... but if IMPD truly did have a boner drone, then the boner technology could probably be scaled up. It could then be mounted on the Bank One (whatever it's called now) tower with a rotor. People could then use their GPS locator on their phone to send in coordinates. We could then (for a fee) zap people with the technology to induce certainly "physiologic responses" that are completely medically safe and without side effects. No longer do you need a prescription, run the risk of priapism, interaction with nitroglycerin, or any numerous other issues.

    Anyone want to throw down some seed money?


    Tee Hee "seed" money.....:banana::banana::banana::banana:
     
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