IMPD "boner drone" singles out INGO member

[WestSider]

Wow this guy is way off his rocker..

 

[Lectric102002]

So if a boner lasts more than 4 hours, should I call IMPD ?

 

[Kirk Freeman]

In perspective, this is one of the saner political threads on INGO.

 

[fullauto 45]

So if a boner lasts more than 4 hours, should I call IMPD ?

I know a couple IMPD Detectives that I would call if I had a 4 hour chub. Wacka, wacka!

 

[Lectric102002]

In perspective, this is one of the saner political threads on INGO.

At least there has been no talk of "coonfingering". Oh, wait. Maybe there has been.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I hung out in the old law library during the summer of 1995 (studying for bar exam after work).

I had no idea that IPD (at the time) was monitoring me. Hopefully they did not turn me in for taking my cap toes off and walking around barefoot.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Woooooow. . . .

 

[printcraft]

I'm thinking outside the box here... but if IMPD truly did have a boner drone, then the boner technology could probably be scaled up. It could then be mounted on the Bank One (whatever it's called now) tower with a rotor. People could then use their GPS locator on their phone to send in coordinates. We could then (for a fee) zap people with the technology to induce certainly "physiologic responses" that are completely medically safe and without side effects. No longer do you need a prescription, run the risk of priapism, interaction with nitroglycerin, or any numerous other issues.

Anyone want to throw down some seed money?

I'm thinking a smartphone app. It would be an even bigger win if we added a "hold down and drag to enlarge" option.

AFAIK, no. Could it be? Oh yes.

 

[JetGirl]

tl;d[STRIKE]r[/STRIKE]w

IMPD detectives are corrupt.

IMPD has a drone that can scan for weapons, inflict pain, and give you an erection.

IMPD zaps him with the drone to prevent him from studying at the law library, but he keeps studying anyways.

IMPD has commandeered an adjacent apartment with cameras that can see through walls.

IMPD's boner drone flys around giving him boners while the detectives with the X-ray cameras photograph him in various states of turgidity.



True story.

Thanks for the cliffs.

Why do you say its an INGO member?

I thought maybe he'd mentioned it in the video. I guess not? Anybody actually make it through the whole thing?

 

[scootn103]

I tried and could not finish watching .

 

[Chase515]

He's delusional and has a psychosis. Same as my x. I believe my x's head doctor would say this guy just has schizophrenic tendencies. I watched a few of his other videos and he's way out there, a visit by impd and a trip to get his head examined might not be a bad thing.

 

[hoosierdoc]

a visit by impd and a trip to get his head examined might not be a bad thing.

To what end? Is he a risk to others or himself?

 

[shawnba67]

To what end? Is he a risk to others or himself?

He is a HUGE risk to end table knick knacks.

 

[vitamink]

Why do you say its an INGO member?

Why do you assume it's not?! You may need to check your shorts for confirmation.


Here is what we know:

He goes to the law library to study. Kirk visits the same library.

Lectric mentions calling IMPD for a four hour boner and no gladiator movie lasts 4 hours.

Printcraft has also been outed by some members as a likely suspect.

Do the math.




i wouldn't recommend watching the entire video. Fast forward to 14:00.

 

[tv1217]

You're just trying to eliminate printcraft so you can take sole possession of the "fat hairy guy with guns" avatar.

This isn't Highlander.

 

[jbombelli]

A long time ago I knew someone who had schizoaffective disorder - she could sound just like that if she was off her medications.

That's my guess.

 

[Frosty]

You're just trying to eliminate printcraft so you can take sole possession of the "fat hairy guy with guns" avatar.

.

maybe... Maybe I'm right

 

[hoosierdoc]

I hung out in the old law library.

I studied in the new law library a few times. Very nice. Shame about the helicopter though.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Here is what we know:

He goes to the law library to study. Kirk visits the same library.

Lectric mentions calling IMPD for a four hour boner and no gladiator movie lasts 4 hours.

Printcraft has also been outed by some members as a likely suspect.

Do the math.

Using INGO logic, the answer is . . . . . . Ron Paul!

 

[DRob]

Using INGO logic, the answer is . . . . . . Ron Paul!

Good grief, Kirk! Do those words go together?