In Middle of Stand Off, Have Rhino Bring Me Thai Food

[Lelliott8]

Nah, not LPD. LPD is so young they all want those nasty "energy drinks" that the youngsters guzzle.

Isn't that the stuff that makes you stab people and chew their faces off? Anyway, this seems pretty harrowing. Keep us posted. By the way, I let ATM know you were pretty hungry, maybe dying, so he and Rhino are probably coming to save you right now, I guess.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Has the MRAP been deployed yet?

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I let ATM know you were pretty hungry, maybe dying, so he and Rhino are probably coming to save you right now, I guess.

ATM? Thank goodness! Now I will have bacon to go with the omelette I am making.

 

[MrsGungho]

Do you want to see what the baKblade looks like after? Got every bit of those angel wings.

Please, I'm eating Ice Cream, leave it to yourself

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Has the MRAP been deployed yet?

Lafayette has no MRAP. They may have other silly toys, but no MRAP.

My 'hood is all terraced up, hard to get one in here.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Dead body in the street?

What is this chatter?

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Hmmm: Police investigating fatal shooting on Ridgeway Avenue

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Lafayette has no MRAP. They may have other silly toys, but no MRAP.

Well...no wonder it's taking so long to get this resolved.

 

[pudly]

Got it all. Even used baKblade in shower. Back is now smooth like a baby seal.

Hey everybody, Kirk wants to go Clubbin'

Nice one! I'm giving you a full 0-point rep for that.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Hmmm: Police investigating fatal shooting on Ridgeway Avenue

OK, this is awesome:

Neighbors stood outside in a cold drizzle watching the police rope off the area and interview possible witnesses.

No confirmation on a neighbor providing coffee or scavenging for food. Also, no Rhino sightings.

One of those possible witnesses was Tom Ferguson, who describes himself as a hunter familiar with firearms.
"Whoever fired the shots, they fired five shots," he said, noting he counted them.

I can't help it, I have to: Kirk's Fudd neighbor can count to five!!!
This is better than what's on TV.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Hey everybody, Kirk wants to go Clubbin'

By clubbing, you mean sit in a microbrewery, sample beer and then talk about beer.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

This is better than what's on TV.

Excepting Kim Burgess. I hope it is a Burgess episode and there are plenty of shots of her.

 

[ATM]

Well, I got tased and sent back to Crawfordsville.

I didn't even get "...detained" out. They were ready for me, likely received a tip and had themselves worked up into an energy-drink fit of rage.

I am eating the bacon, sorry, Kirk.

I have no idea if rhino made it through. Godspeed, rhino!

 

[ATM]

Wait a minute...

As I recall, rhino is the one who suggested I approach first. Claimed he wanted to take notes on how I "handled myself".



Clever rhino. Well played, sir!

 

[Roland of Gilead]

If your outside lights were on this whole thing could of been avoided.

 

[chezuki]

So freeman is a longbow shill account...

Suddenly the world makes a little more sense.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

If your outside lights were on this whole thing could of been avoided.

My lights were on. It did not happen to me. Cannot speak for the victim.

 

[Fargo]

So freeman is a longbow shill account...

Suddenly the world makes a little more sense.

Unpossible. Before you can have a senile mother-in-law, you must find a woman willing to marry you....

 

[Heavy]

Should be interesting what details come up with the sun tomorrow. Good ol' Lafayette.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

11:05PM status update:

1. Not enough Kim Burgess on Chicago PD tonight.

2. I am super hungry as omelette was prepared but not cooked.

3. I will have to wake up early and make big breakfast.

4. rhino was no show with Pad Thai.

5. The cops in scout cars all left the "CP" outside my house. I assume there are detectives working under the spotlights down the street on Ridgeway.

6. Really curious about this one, but since 99% of murders are about money or sex, I already can write the story for this one.