It is so hot,

[IndyLongColt]

It's so hot my swamp ass packed up and moved north...

 

[ghuns]

It's so hot I'm dreading the 20 foot walk from my 72 degree office to my car with air conditioned seats and remote start.

 

[bwframe]

 

[femurphy77]

It's so hot the devil DIDN'T go down to Georgia!

 

[Bigtanker]

It's so hot.................

Chuck Norris actually began to sweat.

 

[femurphy77]

It's so hot.................

Chuck Norris actually began to sweat.

Uh. No.

NEVER happen.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

Its so hot, can we call it a 'weather event' day like a snow day and go home early?

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

It's so hoy my pee evaporated before it hit the toilet.

 

[K_W]

It's so hot the potholes fixed themselves

 

[wagyu52]

It’s so hot I had to go to the hot girls fishing thread to cool off.

 

[Gabriel]

It's so hot I did my taxes rather than go outside. Better late than never.

 

[chocktaw2]

You don't pull them down, you roll them down.

 

[NKBJ]

It's so hot that the better 2/3's flowers seem to be wilting even with plenty of water.
But May Bell, she was born from central Texas so she's taking heat baths on her back deck.

You go out to check on her and she just gives you really long single syllables of easy translation.

 

[Ballstater98]

It's so hot the faucets only dispense hot water.

 

[Cameramonkey]

It's so hot my swamp ass packed up and moved north...

Yep. at 8:30 tonight we did some quick outdoor work at church for about an hour. Another trustee brought his backhoe to do the heavy work and we just shoveled a little loose dirt around.

Got home and found my shirt was totally saturated and I couldnt get it off. My oldest monkey had to grab my shirt by the tail and pull it over my head to get it off. Yuck.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Yep. at 8:30 tonight we did some quick outdoor work at church for about an hour. Another trustee brought his backhoe to do the heavy work and we just shoveled a little loose dirt around.

Got home and found my shirt was totally saturated and I couldnt get it off. My oldest monkey had to grab my shirt by the tail and pull it over my head to get it off. Yuck.

That will be us tomorrow cleanup day at church

 

[Bigtanker]

It's so hot the faucets only dispense hot water.

Truth. I had the faucet in the shower set at 75% cold to get cool water.

I bought a few cases of water. In the trip from inside the car to my truck, they had condensation on them.

 

[Cameramonkey]

That will be us tomorrow cleanup day at church

Just got home from church. tore down an old light pole that didnt work and poured a base for a new 9' cross. Glad we are done.

Oh, and had to get rid of 2 pickup truck loads of dirt. Thank God the head trustee lives around the corner and has a backhoe.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

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[BobDaniels]

It's so hot that the better 2/3's flowers seem to be wilting even with plenty of water.
But May Bell, she was born from central Texas so she's taking heat baths on her back deck.

You go out to check on her and she just gives you really long single syllables of easy translation.

Our tiger stripe does the same thing in the hostas, those heart-shaped-viney things are next to impossible to kill. Also looks like some corralbelles and lilies.

all our cats are currently sun bathing in the 90 degree driveway.