That man in the van by the playground has the BEST candy.
As children, our parents lied to us, and as parents, we lie to our children. And in the holiday spirit, I want to know what lies your parents told you, Ill go first, (me)"Mom, was I an accident?" (mom) "no.... you were a surprise!"
You'll shoot your eye out!
Is that some kind of sick joke? Do I look amused?