my god you must be my long lost twin
I was right there with you till the buttermilk.Mmmm.....save some for later in the year... slice 'em and simmer with some fried grey squirrel in an iron skillet until tender, make some gravy, home made biscuits, a swig of ice cold buttermilk, and finished with a good nap!
That's living well, my friends.
Can you just go spend a day in a State forest looking for morels?