nothing quite says douchebag like a crotch rocket.. at least from my experiences
D'oh.
"Nothing says douchebag like gun owners..."
See what I did there? You sound like my wife: "If its not a Harley or a Honda its not a real bike... blah blah effing blah".
Why don't bikers/gun owners all stick together... this is America dang it. Freedom of choice still exists.