My self mutilating behavior is starting to take a toll

[Sylvain]

Rhino, ia that you?

I think Doc is now an official member of the Rhino club and it's now mandatory for him to wear a chain mail glove whenever he's using a sharp blade.

I would also recommend using the famous Rhino Opinel knife with it's safe rounded tip but it only prevents people from stabing themselves, not slashing.

 

[halfmileharry]

Super glue doesn't help with a gusher. I have had two in the last couple of years and the problem was stopping the bleeding.

I usually use butterfly bandages. You cannot even see the scars as opposed to the ones I have had stitches where both the scar and suture marks are still visable from many years ago.

Dude.... Chicks dig scars.

 

[Rookie]

Have you tried soaking it in cider?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Have you tried soaking it in cider?

It's swollen and bandaged to twice its size. No sense setting false expectations

 

[ATM]

It's swollen and bandaged to twice its size. No sense setting false expectations

Try uncoiled rice.

 

[2A_Tom]

Uncoiled rice is for wet cell phones.

 

[ATM]

Uncoiled rice is for wet cell phones.

Expand your expectations, expand your world.

 

[churchmouse]

I saw the wound on the book of faces. Are you and Rhino in cahoots.

 

[cordex]

Good work?! He didn't spell out his initials or "Merry Christmas" or anything. Boring.

Actually, his name is Isaac Irving Immel / II.

 

[halfmileharry]

I saw the wound on the book of faces. Are you and Rhino in cahoots.

Hey Rhino... I didn't say a word.

 

[Fargo]

Hey Rhino... Are you and Doc related?.

better.

 

[M67]

Seeing this thread I am reminded it's been since July since I sliced myself open

And I have several new knives in that time period so it'll probably happen tomorrow

 

[SMiller]

Did you at least clock in when you entered the ER?

 

[Reagan40]

Ouch. Shots on the finger tips suck. I’ve had a few. I won’t admit to the stupidity that lead to them.... I would imagine your PA gave you a little crap.

 

[WebSnyper]

Have you tried soaking it in cider?

Nice...

It's swollen and bandaged to twice its size. No sense setting false expectations

And even better retort...

 

[lovemywoods]

Ouch Doc!
Do you get queasy at the sight of blood...if it's your blood?

 

[bwframe]

Is that green thing a thumb ring? Have you cut it off yet?

I did a fish mouth cut on my left thumb when I was in my early twenties. It took months to heal and years for tenderness to go away.

 

[Thor]

So...have you tried avocado hand yet?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Ouch Doc!
Do you get queasy at the sight of blood...if it's your blood?

No, just instantly mad. Ruined numerous plans in an instant. Ugh.

 

[actaeon277]

why did you have to strip insulation from a pigtail? Did you purchase a controller that you had to assemble?

I would make fun of you, but while I have had no problems with thousands of cables, I have been known to slip a screwdriver off a screw head and put it into my hand.