Need to make cash fast? 5 ways to cash in on medical science.

[Stschil]

Donate a Testicle The payout for this is $35,000

Donate a testicle?? Oh well, the $35K sounds good. Maybe I could buy a M2 with the proceeds to 'compensate' for being less of a man​ afterward.

 

[HoughMade]

I had a case about a lost testicle a few years ago. The consensus of the expert witnesses on both sides was that you have two so that one's a spare. You only need one.

 

[Vigilant]

$35K for one nut?That's a lot of 5.56 and 9MM! Or a little bit, a couple cool guns, and a new Jeep! Or...maybe I can talk a couple of my buddies into giving up one each, I mean they could really use the $2500 they are offering to pay?

 

[Bigtanker]

#2.....To think I've been giving it away for free all these years!!!!! There were point in my younger days where I would have made $1000+ a day!!


If you do the math, it only takes 175 "donations" to make up for the $35,000 payout for a testicle. I bet it would be more fun too!

I guess you could sell one and still give donations....for half price!

I need to do some more research!

 

[hoosierdoc]

I had a case about a lost testicle a few years ago. The consensus of the expert witnesses on both sides was that you have two so that one's a spare. You only need one.

Torsion?

on a serious note, I've found myself needing three as of late

 

[KDUBCR250]

Being mine are just there for decoration ( vasectomy ) makes me think !

 

[HoughMade]

Torsion?

on a serious note, I've found myself needing three as of late

Yes. Undiagnosed torsion in an urgent care. Diagnosed as epididymitis....and yes, I know you never diagnose that without R/O torsion.

 

[T.Lex]

Wow. I could almost afford .22LR then.

 

[Trigger Time]

Down a nut, plus one machinegun ? Where do I sign up?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Yes. Undiagnosed torsion in an urgent care. Diagnosed as epididymitis....and yes, I know you never diagnose that without R/O torsion.

I've diagnosed it once in 10 years. Epididymitis probably 100. Sucks.

The kid who had it was a HS football player and was making out with gf. Parent came home and he hopped up, hit them on the corner of coffee table. Came in 5 days later and urologist laughed when I called him, had me send him home to arrange the burial said testicle in a few days.

 

[1911ly]

I am looking for one that pays for fat cells. I have plenty to spare!

 

[Lumpy76]

I am looking for one that pays for fat cells. I have plenty to spare!

Oh man, let me know when you find it.

 

[bluewraith]

I'd give my left nut for $35,000.... Oh wait, they are only excepting rights? Nevermind. I like Mr. Righty too much.

 

[88GT]

Yes. Undiagnosed torsion in an urgent care. Diagnosed as epididymitis....and yes, I know you never diagnose that without R/O torsion.

That has a sing-song chant sound to it. Might make my favorite word list. Alas, though, it will never compare to Australopithecus and Archeopteryx.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Or dysdiadochokinesia.

 

[88GT]

Saying that one in my head makes it sound Russian.

And thank you for not using something gross, because you know I was going to have to look it up.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

....phantom pain.

I'll pass. I can always make more money. I can't grow more testicles.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

That has a sing-song chant sound to it. Might make my favorite word list. Alas, though, it will never compare to Australopithecus and Archeopteryx.

"There she was, just a walkin' down the street,
singin' epididdy-diddydum-itis
snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet
singin' epididdy-diddydum-itis."

(Okay, had to use a little poetic license on that one. )

 

[Hardscrable]

Torsion?

on a serious note, I've found myself needing three as of late

I knew a fellow years ago that was born with three. If I knew where he currently lives I would send him the info.

 

[Hoosierdood]

Being mine are just there for decoration ( vasectomy ) makes me think !

^^^THIS^^^