Need to make cash fast? 5 ways to cash in on medical science.

[rdbs505]

According to that article, #3 pays out $18,000 for laying in bed for 70 days.. something I'd probably be doing after I sold a nut anyways.. CHA-CHING!

 

[ModernGunner]

After watching a few friends try to pick up ladies at the local watering hole, and their (lack of) success in doing so, they might just as well take the $70,000, buy a new Vette, and have some change in their pocket.
They'd have better 'luck'!

 

[Trigger Time]

After watching a few friends try to pick up ladies at the local watering hole, and their (lack of) success in doing so, they might just as well take the $70,000, buy a new Vette, and have some change in their pocket.
They'd have better 'luck'!

wwith a new sports car and buying the ladies A beer I'd say we have a grand slam!

 

[hoosierdoc]

Being mine are just there for decoration ( vasectomy ) makes me think !

^^^THIS^^^

Uhm... So you have "low-T" then? They don't just look pretty after a vasectomy, they are still endocrine organs

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

That has a sing-song chant sound to it. Might make my favorite word list. Alas, though, it will never compare to Australopithecus and Archeopteryx.

I've always liked Styraciflua. It's the species name for Sweet Gum.

 

[findingZzero]

Nutectomy?
Not for me. I'm already off balance. But I am working on 'growing a pair...'

 

[RockofStrength]

The NASA thing sounds interesting to my minimum-wage earning self, but I'd never make it past a week without being able to get up. I'd be foaming at the mouth crazy from being stuck in a bed for that long.

 

[hoosierdoc]

The NASA thing sounds interesting to my minimum-wage earning self, but I'd never make it past a week without being able to get up. I'd be foaming at the mouth crazy from being stuck in a bed for that long.

There are people already stuck to beds since they haven't been up in months. Just test them and see how healthy it is.

 

[CindyE]

Hmmmm...next time my husband is laid off maybe i'll suggest this! Hey honey, I know how you can make a quick $35,000 and pay off the house!

 

[RockofStrength]

There are people already stuck to beds since they haven't been up in months. Just test them and see how healthy it is.

My mother works in surgical ICU, and the horror stories of sores and all manner of nasties for the people who aren't cared for very well are enough to turn the stomach. There's a reason they want us to test, after all.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Being mine are just there for decoration ( vasectomy ) makes me think !

And then you get to enjoy osteoporosis.

[video=youtube;0uuCNAwXGaQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uuCNAwXGaQ[/video]

One of my favourite words is "myriad".

I think I'd rather enjoy being a psychological lab rat. Honestly.

 

[hoosierdoc]

just curious: what would one do with a testicle? It's illegal to sell organs for transplant purposes as far as I know, so this would have to be a research thing. Why pay for a live testicle when cadaveric ones are available. If you buy a live one you're either going to try to keep it alive or do something funky with it. I'm curious who bought it and why.

 

[Dead Duck]

Cooking With Balls: World's first testicle recipe book - Telegraph

 

[RockofStrength]

I think I'd rather enjoy being a psychological lab rat. Honestly.

Same, some of the studies I've read about are fascinating. The only problem would be that I'd be trying to figure out what they're really testing for...

 

[GunSlinger]

I see a Thompson SMG in my future.

 

[CathyInBlue]

The only problem would be that I'd be trying to figure out what they're really testing for...

and then monkeying with their data collection. Me too.

 

[RockofStrength]

and then monkeying with their data collection. Me too.

Messing with the data would be the secondary reason to go!

 

[halfmileharry]

just curious: what would one do with a testicle? It's illegal to sell organs for transplant purposes as far as I know, so this would have to be a research thing. Why pay for a live testicle when cadaveric ones are available. If you buy a live one you're either going to try to keep it alive or do something funky with it. I'm curious who bought it and why.

Well Doc...I'm thinking they sold it "AS-IS" and the buyer can do what the heck they want to do with it.

 

[Dead Duck]

When I get mine done, I want them replaced a pair of those big metal balls with the little bells inside.
This way I will always sound like Christmas.

"Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle all the way.......
Oh! what fun it is to ride"

Saying that one in my head makes it sound Russian.And thank you for not using something gross, because you know I was going to have to look it up.

Why are you even posting in here?

You're just jealous because your a girl and you have nothing hanging that you can sell.............














Oh...wait......nevermind

 

[hoosierdoc]

When I get mine done, I want them replaced a pair of those big metal balls"

you're planning to have your testicles removed

Why are you even posting in here?

You're just jealous because your a girl and you have nothing hanging that you can sell.............

She's the official INGO procurement officer for testicle for when SHTF. I'd stay on her good side