1 PURPLE HEART -STRAY 7.62 TO THE LEFT LUNG...I ONLY HAVE ONE LEFT
Wow, I am really impressed that a man with only one lung can remain on active duty. Must just slow his 3 mile run time a tad bit in the PFT.
He's probably not old enough to even own guns, maybe a 14 years old wannabe marksman.Or maybe he couldn't get in the military because of IQ or behavior issues.
Either way I think you are pretty safe with your INGO gear.
Btw I want a INGO shirt.
Now that he's got that out of his system, he can leave the basement and go eat some of his mom's meatloaf for dinner.
Does Bacon cook itself in hell?
I'm sure the OP likes it limp and soft though.
Bacon in hell (when you can get it) is always undercooked. It's never crispy.
7th Marines Regiment Duty Officer (RDO):
760-830-6503
Here is the number to call, should be maned 24-7. If one of the Mods would like to make contact, just in case this mall ninja really is a marine. I am sure through process of elimination that the regiment could track this guy down. I would hate for this guy to turn out to be the next Jared Loughner, and all we did was egg him on and stir the pot.
There is no way he is a Marine. No Marine would ever behave the way he did.