Police Shoot Lawn Art

[Suprtek]

I guess they thought it was just a REALLY patient alligator to be able to sit there that long without moving. And which basic safety rule did these guys break?

If they damaged the alligator I think the officers owe him a new one.

The one that says : Don't be STOOPID.

 

[Suprtek]

You know these cops are gonna have toy alligators showing up on their desks, in their lockers, and various other places for years.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

*so can I, Freeman

Bring the snark, young one! It's on, like donkey kong.

Good thing none of the police were not feeling too amorous. Otherwise there might be a charge of statutory rape along with the vandalism.

 

[rambone]

Lawn ornament executed

I don't know how this happens, but don't let it happen to you.

Don't shoot first and ask questions later...

Three Police Officers Shoot At Concrete Alligator

 

[Brandon]

repost

 

[Suprtek]

Yup. https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/152178-police_shoot_lawn_art.html

 

[rjstew317]

IBTL

 

[Benny]

*clicks on search, types in "alligator."*

Yep, it would have been the first entry.

 

[Pocketman]

rambone's obviously never been attacked by a concrete lawn ornament.

 

[Gabriel]

Yeah, you know that started out as a dare.

 

[Bunnykid68]

I am assuming it was acting in an aggressive manner and may have been armed.

 

[Hayseed_40]

I'll bet the alligator was OC'ing...

 

[sepe]

Remember kids, only cops are qualified to handle firearms!! They obviously knew which angle to shoot from to avoid the ricochets!

They must be fans of Swamp People and learned that you've got to hit the tiny kill zone so you don't end up shooting the 2 other people on your boat. My favorite episode by far.

 

[Bill B]

what a croc...

 

[Bill B]

maybe they just thought it was stoned...

 

[85t5mcss]

maybe they just thought it was stoned...

Oh, yeah, rep inbound. After the best laugh for the night, I'm off to bed.

 

[UncleMike]

I knew it!!
Now we have proof that conspiracy theorists and Lawyers think exactly the same thoughts.
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/152178-police_shoot_lawn_art.html

 

[semperfi211]

Was it whittling?

 

[RockofStrength]

I've longed to use my little BB gun to nail a few of those tacky inflatable holiday monstrosities I see in every darned neighborhood...I think I'll follow the example of these fine officers of 'da law and just use my handgun instead

 

[serpicostraight]

those guys need to be working security on a tarzan movie.