Scuttermelon!

[Scutter01]

Spasmo bought me a watermelon today. That stuff is like crack, especially when it's diced up and chilled in the fridge. I've been known to eat an entire watermelon by myself, to the point where I make myself sick. I can NOT stop eating it once I start! Anyone else have this delicious delicious curse?

 

[Fishersjohn48]

The curse comes in a couple hours when all that watermelon has to make it's escape.......

 

[gunman41mag]

Spasmo bought me a watermelon today. That stuff is like crack, especially when it's diced up and chilled in the fridge. I've been known to eat an entire watermelon by myself, to the point where I make myself sick. I can NOT stop eating it once I start! Anyone else have this delicious delicious curse?

I'll eat watermelon if it's served to me, but I don't like spitting all those seeds

 

[HandK]

Yep!!! Ice cold a little salt!! it don't get any better than that!!!

 

[Scutter01]

The curse comes in a couple hours when all that watermelon has to make it's escape.......

Oh, no. The curse has already started. I can barely move and my stomach hurts. I expect to be making frequent bathroom trips throughout the night. Totally worth it.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Way to much information in this thread and none of it is educational

 

[gunman41mag]

Oh, no. The curse has already started. I can barely move and my stomach hurts. I expect to be making frequent bathroom trips throughout the night. Totally worth it.

Take some MAALOX it'll help you

 

[PatriotPride]

Add some Vodka and then we're talking.

 

[Scutter01]

I'll eat watermelon if it's served to me, but I don't like spitting all those seeds

Seedless, baby, seedless.

 

[Suprtek]

I can't stand watermelon. Sue me....

 

[PatriotPride]

Seedless, baby, seedless.

 

[spasmo]

And this isn't just any normal size watermelon. This thing is HUGE. I should have weighed it before I cut it up. I only buy the seedless watermelons. I am not a fan of picking out the seeds. I'm not a huge fan of cutting up the watermelon. It's time consuming and messy but totally worth it. It's Scutters favorite fruit. It's the least I could do since his birthday's coming up. (it's the 25th for those interested)

 

[22lr]

I can't stand watermelon. Sue me....

My lawyer will call you shortly, im thinking 50k for this crime.

Are you an American? Human?

 

[goinggreyfast]

Add some Vodka and then we're talking.

Saw this one coming a mile away.

 

[gunman41mag]

And this isn't just any normal size watermelon. This thing is HUGE. I should have weighed it before I cut it up. I only buy the seedless watermelons. I am not a fan of picking out the seeds. I'm not a huge fan of cutting up the watermelon. It's time consuming and messy but totally worth it. It's Scutters favorite fruit. It's the least I could do since his birthday's coming up. (it's the 25th for those interested)

Don't put a candle for each of SCUTTERS year on the birthday cake cause that many lit candles in a house is a F I R E hazard

 

[Suprtek]

My lawyer will call you shortly, im thinking 50k for this crime.

Are you an American? Human?

Will you take a check? I think I still have some left somewhere...

 

[22lr]

Will you take a check? I think I still have some left somewhere...

Cash, check, heck ill take firearms in trade.......

 

[revsaxon]

Add some Vodka and then we're talking.

Oh yeah, thats good stuff. Inject it with vodka the night before, let it sit in a fridge to get nice and cold....

thems good eating

 

[Scutter01]

Don't put a candle for each of SCUTTERS year on the birthday cake cause that many lit candles in a house is a F I R E hazard

I prefer my watermelon grilled, but not flame-broiled.

 

[gunman41mag]

I prefer my watermelon grilled, but not flame-broiled.

What I ment to say was, that you have so many candles on your cake, cause of your old age