Scuttermelon!

[Scutter01]

What I ment to say was, that you have so many candles on your cake, cause of your old age

You're only as old as you feel and I feel like an 18 year old. Too bad my wife won't let me have one.

 

[sepe]

I just eat the seeds. When it is time to release them from deep within, I just go squat in the garden. I like making sure there is plenty of fertilizer.

 

[PatriotPride]

Saw this one coming a mile away.

You disapprove? If enjoyed responsibly, it's a delicious snack.

 

[spasmo]

You're only as old as you feel and I feel like an 18 year old. Too bad my wife won't let me have one.

You can as long as all she does is cooks and cleans.

 

[sepe]

You can as long as all she does is cooks and cleans.

I didn't see Scutter specify male or female...he just wants an 18 year old.

 

[22lr]

I didn't see Scutter specify male or female...he just wants an 18 year old.

I fear the ban hammer to much, so I wasn't going to go there. But yes I was thinking the same thing....... What does he want this 18 yr old for?

 

[Scutter01]

What does he want this 18 yr old for?

To paint my house, obviously.

 

[22lr]

To paint my house, obviously.

Of course, of course, how could I forget that you have been wanting your house painted for the last few years...........




*you can pay me later for covering your back there buddy*

 

[gunman41mag]

To paint my house, obviously.

Make sure the painter are legal US citizens

 

[tyler34]

have you tried this yet????

 

[Scutter01]

have you tried this yet????

You are an evil man. You'd probably offer an 8-ball to a meth head, wouldn't you?

 

[danielocean03]

You are an evil man. You'd probably offer an 8-ball to a meth head, wouldn't you?

That's Tyler for you!

Whatever you do, DO NOT tell Tyler that you're remotely interested in knives! You'll be a steel snob in no time!

 

[danielocean03]

We just cut up a large seedless watermelon this evening too, what a coincidence. That along with some strawberries, a pineapple, and a "honey rock cantaloupe". Good stuff.

 

[spasmo]

This watermelon was so big that there's still some in the refrigerator!!! I've been eating it. The daughter's been eating it and Scutter takes a large bowl up to his office each night.

I keep secretly hoping someone will eat all of it so I can go buy the watermelon drink that Tyler posted. Yes, I know I can buy it now but it just doesn't seem right when already having the actual watermelon in the house. Although I do need to drop some film off at Wal-Mart. Yes, you heard that right, FILM.