Shopping at Wal-Mart makes you a murderer!

[NIFT]

That has to be a joke.

There can be no way an english prof can be that poor a writer. There can be no way that the editors of that paper can call that anything but trash.

Buy a gun and you're a murderer. That jump in the thought process is bad enough, but as earlier posted, forcing every citizen to pay for murdering babies is perfectly fine.

This can't be real, can it?

There can be no way an english prof can be that poor a writer.
Wanna bet?

Buy a gun and you're a murderer.
No; buy anything at Wal-Mart and you are a murderer (you also get a "sad look" from the author.)

This can't be real, can it?
Not only can be, but it is!

 

[superjoe76]

What a bunch of nonsensical drivel written by a "Professor" from IPFW. The entire article was completely sophomoric and made little sense in swaying any opinion. Hardly worthy of a read, let alone an award, albeit a small one. To thing this waif is teaching our young!

 

[Bill B]

What a bunch of nonsensical drivel written by a "Professor" from IPFW. The entire article was completely sophomoric and made little sense in swaying any opinion. Hardly worthy of a read, let alone an award, albeit a small one. To thing this waif is teaching our young!

You sir, have insulted the entire idea of sophmoric...

 

[wrigleycub]

Man.......what is she saying? I've read that article 3 times in the last 2.5 minutes. My head hurts, I can't follow it.......what.......wait.........huh........i ttthhhhiiiiiiiinnnnnnkkkkkkkk iiiiiiiiimmmmmmm ggggggoooooiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggg.......ttttttoooooo........bbbbbbbbbblllllllllllooooooowwwww! Now i've wasted another minute typing that. Anyway, she's an idiot, does the gazette award these pen awards for brilliance or for ignorance? Beuller? Beulller?





^^^^^^^this post isn't meant to be taken literally either!

 

[edsinger]

All I can say is this is a perfect example of a Liberal Arts college professor..

Here is your sign!

I had one professor one time give me crap about guns, he asked me if he was breaking into my house would I shoot him? I looked at him and said "Break in and find out!"

You could hear a pin drop....


We actually became friends, he still didnt like guns but understood why I did.

 

[IndyBeerman]

My head is spinning from that giant leap.

But I do however agree that the poor should have access to services rendered by planned parenthood. If anyone shouldn't be having babies its those who cannot pay for them. Hell give anyone birth control who wants it, we are too over populated as it is.

Birth control is one thing, I can be for that. My, my wife's, yours and others tax dollars paying for an abortion because of the persons lack of responsibility to properly protect themselves or abstinence from sex is not the answer.

PPH should not be in the business of abortions.

 

[pirate]

We just got back from a $300 dollar wally world trip.

Im so dirty!

 

[Beau]

The kool-aid up there must be potent stuff. Not only does it make you illogical and hyper emotional, it makes you go full retard as well.

 

[tv1217]

Damn, all this time buying stuff at walmart I could have been out killing people? BRB Gotta catch up.

 

[MrSmitty]

She should get the "Golden Nutjob "award!! I'll be driving through Kansas next month, I'll gladly give her a ride back!!

 

[Beau]

She should get the "Golden Nutjob "award!! I'll be driving through Kansas next month, I'll gladly give her a ride back!!

If you get her that close to Colorado I'm sure she will find her way into Boulder.

 

[NIFT]

If you get her that close to Colorado I'm sure she will find her way into Boulder.

The People's Free Republic of Boulder--ten square miles surrounded by reality.
She could set up shop at the Pearl Street mall. (If you have been to Boulder, you will understand.)

 

[lovemachine]

The Fort Wayne Journal Gazette keeps its reputation intact by awarding the following the "golden pen" for letter of the month:

Letter of the month | The Journal Gazette | Fort Wayne, IN

Her "logic:"
Guns kill people. Wal-Mart sells guns. Therefore, buying anything at Wal-Mart makes you a murderer (you also get a "sad look" from the author.)

Bizarre!

It feels good to be a murderer then!

 

[donavonmaxwell]

Wal-Mart and Guns(Am I a murderer?)

I guess it's fine for her not to like guns or shop at Wallyworld....all I got to say is that her freedom to NOT like guns and NOT shop at W. W. and SAY all that she wants to say is because a bunch of people,from the Revolutionary War up through what's going on in the Middle East,fought,bled,and died to give her,and all of us Americans,the rights we have.....If terrorists break into her home,a rapist,murderer,whatever,does she want the police to show up and just ask really nicely for the perps. to leave?
As stated a million times.....guns don't kill people...people kill people....

 

[donavonmaxwell]

Here is your sign!

I had one professor one time give me crap about guns, he asked me if he was breaking into my house would I shoot him? I looked at him and said "Break in and find out!"

You could hear a pin drop....


We actually became friends, he still didnt like guns but understood why I did.

L O L....... This prof. sounds truly nuts.....read what I posted(Am I a murderer) .......I love your comment.......

 

[BBill]

The sad thing is liberal trash like this are corrupting our children!!

 

[donavonmaxwell]

I think I need to go to walmart

I second that......pun intended..........

 

[donavonmaxwell]

The sad thing is liberal trash like this are corrupting our children!!

Indeed,thou hath said it,thine shooting brother......

 

[donavonmaxwell]

If she was being raped and an armed citizen came to her aide I would bet she would welcome the help.

These people are always 2 faced.

Yup......she would be crying gor help and ever so grateful that you"took care" of the perp......

 

[GuyRelford]

Folks - I'm not defending this article, but if she had posted it here, her comments about "give them a sad look and call them a murderer" would have been in purple. She's making a sarcastic comparison to people calling the patients at Planned Parenthood clinics "murderers." In a strange way, she's promoting gun rights, notwithstanding her comment about not liking guns. She's saying that the right to have an abortion is constitutionally protected (Roe v. Wade) - just like keeping and bearing arms - yet politics have allowed the funding to Planned Parenthood to be cut. So, by comparison, we should all stop shopping at Wal-Mart, to stop the "funding" of guns and ammo to American citizens - even though the right to keep and bear arms is also constitutionally protected.

IOW, people who don't like abortions (like she doesn't like guns) shouldn't have the ability to deprive other citizens of their constitutional rights. Thus the sarcasm.