That has to be a joke.
There can be no way an english prof can be that poor a writer. There can be no way that the editors of that paper can call that anything but trash.
Buy a gun and you're a murderer. That jump in the thought process is bad enough, but as earlier posted, forcing every citizen to pay for murdering babies is perfectly fine.
This can't be real, can it?
There can be no way an english prof can be that poor a writer.
Wanna bet?
Buy a gun and you're a murderer.
No; buy anything at Wal-Mart and you are a murderer (you also get a "sad look" from the author.)
This can't be real, can it?
Not only can be, but it is!