I was yung and full of ...... well you know.
Married the Psycho Bitch From Hell, In the dictionary under BI-Polar is a pic of her.
Lasted 355 days and aged me 10 yrs.
Took me 12 yrs of partying to get over that, well I think that's why we were partying, hell it was the 80's it's all a bit of a blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Met my current wife somewhere in there.
Got my stuff together and married her 18 yrs ago, Yesterday 11/24/90.
I found a keeper, I'll be here as long as she will put up with me.
I have to disagree on one point you made. The dictionary comment...she must be in the oxford one or something...mine has a picture in the Webster's lol.