Stupid things I've seen at a gun range

[LPMan59]

i've seen some dumb things before, like a guy using a Barret .50 on a 50 yard range , but today took the cake. Who brings their infant to the range with the baby mama holding him on the line? In this case it was some white trash who proceeded to ask me "where you buy your guns at?"

My apologies for offending anyone else who has or does this, but I think you're a 'tard if you do.

 

[esrice]

Did the baby have earpro?

 

[Andy219]

I told her to just make some small talk. She was like what kind of small talk? I said just ask what their favorite gunstore is. She was like what about the baby, I was like just leave it in the car and crack the window. She said no thats against the law, so I was like hold the brat. I shoved a couple cotton balls in the kid and spiked the bottle with some whiskey. It worked out pretty good.

 

[subtlesixer03]

Did the baby have earpro?

WTF I hope so!!!! geezzzz some people.

 

[Expat]

 

[subtlesixer03]

I told her to just make some small talk. She was like what kind of small talk? I said just ask what their favorite gunstore is. She was like what about the baby, I was like just leave it in the car and crack the window. She said no thats against the law, so I was like hold the brat. I shoved a couple cotton balls in the kid and spiked the bottle with some whiskey. It worked out pretty good.

Yeap you are a fellow cedartuckan

 

[Moparracer89]

Poor kid

 

[LPMan59]

Did the baby have earpro?

not that i could see.

and i just received a negative rep for being "uppity". If being uppity means not bringing a 4 or 5 month old infant to a gun range, then I guess I am uppity.

Maybe I should have offered the kid a smoke?

 

[buford t justice]

I told her to just make some small talk. She was like what kind of small talk? I said just ask what their favorite gunstore is. She was like what about the baby, I was like just leave it in the car and crack the window. She said no thats against the law, so I was like hold the brat. I shoved a couple cotton balls in the kid and spiked the bottle with some whiskey. It worked out pretty good.

Should have lock the tike in trunk just in case of a ricochet.

 

[Andy219]

not that i could see.

and i just received a negative rep for being "uppity". If being uppity means not bringing a 4 or 5 month old infant to a gun range, then I guess I am uppity.

Maybe I should have offered the kid a smoke?

As long as it was a Marlboro Red.

 

[sonofagun]

My apologies for offending anyone else who has or does this, but I think you're a 'tard if you do.

Please don't apologize if you plan to offend in the same sentence.

 

[LPMan59]

Please don't apologize if you plan to offend in the same sentence.

lol sorry, it's my uppity background.

on another note, I'm guessing from the tidal wave of positive rep i am receiving that the guy who negg'd me was the guy I was talking about.

 

[LPMan59]

i should also note that the guy next to me shot through his range bag while shooting his Ruger 556. Being uppity, i was going to pretend i didnt know him. but since everyone saw him get out of my car, we just laughed our asses of instead.

 

[esrice]

Maybe I should have offered the kid a smoke?

 

[Sylvain]

That's just wrong.Some place are just not made for little children and I think a gun range would be one of them.

 

[Kagnew]

i've seen some dumb things before, like a guy using a Barret .50 on a 50 yard range , but today took the cake. Who brings their infant to the range with the baby mama holding him on the line? In this case it was some white trash who proceeded to ask me "where you buy your guns at?"

My apologies for offending anyone else who has or does this, but I think you're a 'tard if you do.

Wal-Mart has ranges, now?

 

[LPMan59]

Wal-Mart has ranges, now?

ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

 

[sgreen3]

People never cease to amaze, thats for sure

 

[Roadie]

not that i could see.

and i just received a negative rep for being "uppity". If being uppity means not bringing a 4 or 5 month old infant to a gun range, then I guess I am uppity.

Maybe I should have offered the kid a smoke?

If you caring more for the safety of that kid than its parents did makes you "uppity", then I must be too.

When I used to run sound for local bands, I kept disposable earpro in my briefcase, both for older people, and for kids etc.

If I saw someone with their kids up close to the speakers, I would offer them ear plugs. I got snotty looks on occasion, but when I explained how loud sounds can damage a kids ears permanently, usually my effort was appreciated.

 

[Dirtebiker]

i've seen some dumb things before, like a guy using a Barret .50 on a 50 yard range , but today took the cake. Who brings their infant to the range with the baby mama holding him on the line? In this case it was some white trash who proceeded to ask me "where you buy your guns at?"

My apologies for offending anyone else who has or does this, but I think you're a 'tard if you do.

I've seen comments with similar tone get threads closed for being racist! (but only when directed at non-whites) (and the last one was a joke!)