Swamp ass

[tbhausen]

Uh, why did I click on this thread? LOL

 

[Shadow]

Uh, why did I click on this thread? LOL

You knew better -( BUTT) yet here you are . LOL

 

[SkinNFluff]

Uh, why did I click on this thread? LOL

Remember that it could have been worse. He could have supplied pics.

 

[TheDude]

"This little piggy" would be harder!

WTF! Lol

 

[Snapdragon]

My job subjects me to swamp ass every day. I sit on a vinyl-upholstered office chair for eight hours wearing scrub pants that are 65% polyester. I finally started bringing a towel to sit on.

 

[bradmedic04]

My job subjects me to swamp ass every day. I sit on a vinyl-upholstered office chair for eight hours wearing scrub pants that are 65% polyester. I finally started bringing a towel to sit on.

You should sue for a reasonable accommodation of a new chair that would mitigate swamp ass.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Hiking around Mexico in mid June south of the tropic of cancer really gives one a new perspective on swamp asS and chafing. A bandana can save your jumblies from annihilation if there's no convenience store around. Just a fyi cause i know you all care to hear it.

 

[Rookie]

If I could choose the toes, I would pick losing two toes over swamp ass every single time

You could only choose five times...

 

[calcot7]

Come on....be a man.....an intelligent man.....soak those man panties in "Breakfree C U P"

 

[yeahbaby]

Several years back I had some rear end issues. Went to the doc who prescribed suppositories. Took care of the issue. What the doc failed to tell me is it stains thru your pants. Come home from work, take off the tan khakis. Low and behold there is a what appears to be a shart stain in the butt hole region of the pants. Knowing the knuckleheads I worked with they would have called me out on it had they noticed.

 

[Dead Duck]

It Depends............






















No - Really.

 

[bradmedic04]

Several years back I had some rear end issues. Went to the doc who prescribed suppositories. Took care of the issue. What the doc failed to tell me is it stains thru your pants. Come home from work, take off the tan khakis. Low and behold there is a what appears to be a shart stain in the butt hole region of the pants. Knowing the knuckleheads I worked with they would have called me out on it had they noticed.

I'm sorry....someone had to tell you **** strains through pants?

 

[TiMMaY]

Did you happen to have this picture at the ready or did you make a special trip to Wally World?

 

[chocktaw2]

I work with a guy we call "ground hog", and he is ok with that nickname. He came up to me 4 weeks ago complaining of " issues " in the region. This has been going on for 2 yrs. Come Fri., his stance is about 3' wide. I finally got in his face and asked him if he showered every day? No! Well, you need to, and wash that spot twice. I also told him to wipe until the paper comes out white. HR has had talks with him before. I finally got his attention. I check with him regularly, and he is doing much better. Butt, I wonder, were was his mother and father 20 yrs ago.

 

[Joe G]

I'm sorry....someone had to tell you **** strains through pants?

"strains"??


I think that's even worse.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Toes in a heartbeat. If I get to pick, the little one off each foot. It'd make most shoes more comfortable. (I have really wide feet, almost duck like, really)

 

[Snapdragon]

Toes in a heartbeat. If I get to pick, the little one off each foot. It'd make most shoes more comfortable. (I have really wide feet, almost duck like, really)

I have duck feet too. I call them Fred Flintstone feet.

 

[bradmedic04]

Toes in a heartbeat. If I get to pick, the little one off each foot. It'd make most shoes more comfortable. (I have really wide feet, almost duck like, really)

I remember the days of searching for New Balance 4E with by dad for his wide feet. He still swears by them, though the internet has made the search easier.

 

[Dead Duck]

Toes in a heartbeat. If I get to pick, the little one off each foot. It'd make most shoes more comfortable. (I have really wide feet, almost duck like, really)

I have duck feet too. I call them Fred Flintstone feet.

 

[nakinate]

Take my toes. All day. Every day.