The CZickness #XV

[WebSnyper]

If so, then you probably have the best job in the thread too.

No dependents, makes all the difference on the amount in the gun fund...

Incoming isn't so much the issue on my side... it's the outgoing that's the issue.

 

[churchmouse]

Someone left the door open.

I've heard of parents moving while the kids are at school.

We could not get our kids to move so we bought the house next door.

 

[Trigger Time]

My doctor told me I have the body of a 70 year old. I'm so confused, does that mean I can get the senior citizen discount?

 

[Areoflyer09]

Yeah my dad just turned 52, but I mostly hang out with older guys. With my career and everything currently going on in my life I like to joke that I am a 40 year old stuck in a 23 year olds body

My wife tells me something similar.

Dad turned 60 in June. From 17-27, dad and his friends were in their 50s and there mentality hasn’t changed for me yet that they aren’t in their 50s as most are older than him. Gotta go call him now and ask what the dinosaurs were like...

 

[Trigger Time]

No dependents, makes all the difference on the amount in the gun fund...

Incoming isn't so much the issue on my side... it's the outgoing that's the issue.

Yeah it does. I cant wait till I get old and **** my diapers for them

 

[KJQ6945]

No dependents, makes all the difference on the amount in the gun fund...

Incoming isn't so much the issue on my side... it's the outgoing that's the issue.

I definitely know that one. Child support made my life pretty frugal through my 40's.

 

[Trigger Time]

I definitely know that one. Child support made my life pretty frugal through my 40's.

Child support is another term for gold digger support

 

[bjenkins]

Only 54 but have been getting senior discounts for a couple years!

 

[KJQ6945]

Child support is another term for gold digger support

Don't get me started.

 

[churchmouse]

I definitely know that one. Child support made my life pretty frugal through my 40's.

Man I know that is right. 3 kids. Lazy "X" wife. Then Lazy "X" with new douche bag husband. Happy times.

 

[ChrisK]

Evening all, hopefully jury duty will be over soon.

 

[KJQ6945]

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[churchmouse]

Introducing, the new for 2019, 8" flaming pug, from AAC! Coming to a store no where near you soon.

Now accepting preorders! Send your cash today

 

[gmcttr]

...I like to joke that I am a 40 year old stuck in a 23 year olds body

Enjoy it because many (most?) of us are 23 year olds stuck in 50/60/70+ year old bodies.

 

[KJQ6945]

How many days so far Chris?

 

[churchmouse]

Enjoy it because many (most?) of us are 23 year olds stuck in 50/60/70+ year old bodies.

Winner......

 

[KJQ6945]

Enjoy it because many (most?) of us are 23 year olds stuck in 50/60/70+ year old bodies.

My wife refers to me as the twelve year old.

 

[churchmouse]

My wife refers to me as the twelve year old.

And she is.....wrong...????

 

[KJQ6945]

USPSA says no suppressors, because they hate freedom. The barrel is to short to shoot with out the can, so, I pulled the baffle stack out. Now it's a flash hider, which is allowed.











I'm bringing a backup gun, just in case they don't appreciate my 12 year olds sense of logic

 

[churchmouse]

USPSA says no suppressors, because they hate freedom. The barrel is to short to shoot with out the can, so, I pulled the baffle stack out. Now it's a flash hider, which is allowed.











I'm bringing a backup gun, just in case they don't appreciate my 12 year olds sense of logic

Winner. That will have a most unique report.