I have heard that if you go on vaction and leave an open bag of cat food and an ample supply of water when you get home the cat will be fine. If you do the same with a dog he will eat all of the food the first day and if he doesn't die he will be starving when you get home.
Yes. We also used to take those wood scratch-anywhere matches and stick the head in an empty 22lr brass and hit it with a hammer on some cement - louder than caps.
Saw a car in the drive of an empty parking lot the other day. A millennial age dude was looking down at a woman changing the flat tire.
He watched while she jacked up the car.
I can only imagine...I'm going with "Jesus" hair and a "Tiger King" 'stache. Not kidding.