The most horriffically bad TV commercials

[hoosierdaddy1976]

[video=youtube_share;O4-e4nlfdRI]https://youtu.be/O4-e4nlfdRI[/video]

 

[Snapdragon]

I remember Eagleman! Never could understand why Eagle MAN laid an egg.

 

[Cameramonkey]

I remember Eagleman! Never could understand why Eagle MAN laid an egg.

Woke before they knew what woke was.

 

[CPT Nervous]

[video=youtube;sJf_H35iyK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJf_H35iyK4[/video]

 

[DoggyDaddy]

[video=youtube;-3a1dsY_PPg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3a1dsY_PPg[/video]





At the end of it, when she laboriously winks, it creeps me out thoroughly. She says that she is also "not genetically modified", then gives a big wink like winking is a trick that she has been working on for a few weeks and is busting it out in public for the first time. WTF? Is she saying that she is genetically modified? If not, what is the joke that she is making? I just can't shake the feeling that she is supposed to be some kind of meat puppet that has been taught to read teleprompters and (after much work and perseverance) wink.

What makes it worse is my suspicion that if I recognized this chick, I might understand the joke she is making. Maybe she used to be a dude who won gold medals in the Olympics or maybe she used to be a basset hound that got lip surgery and has her own talk show. Our culture is just about done, hope you guys had fun.

Something about that wink turns my stomach.

I think she was implying that her boobs are real.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Hey I actually get it and come on man that's Capt. Marvel for cripe sake.

That chick is Captain Marvel?? Huh. I've never seen the movie.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

They make a mute button. Its on the remote in very close proximity to the volume controls.
If you boiunce channels you will either miss some of what you are watching or completely forget where you were.

I have a mute button in my head. I just ignore the commercials.

 

[two70]

I hate the Sheba commercial in the first post. No, you're stupid f'ing cat is not more important than your kid. I also hate the new Burger King cow farts commercial. Progressive and Sonic commercials are not quite on the terrible level but nearly every commercial for both is universally bad.

On the radio I hate the HSUS Land Trust commercial with the unknown, supposed celebrity from Ohio. I'm not sure why an organization that commits borderline fraud when soliciting donations and that supports domestic terrorists is allowed to advertise.

 

[Snapdragon]

I hate the Sheba commercial in the first post. No, you're stupid f'ing cat is not more important than your kid. I also hate the new Burger King cow farts commercial. Progressive and Sonic commercials are not quite on the terrible level but nearly every commercial for both is universally bad.

On the radio I hate the HSUS Land Trust commercial with the unknown, supposed celebrity from Ohio. I'm not sure why an organization that commits borderline fraud when soliciting donations and that supports domestic terrorists is allowed to advertise.

Yeah, how did that Sheba commercial even make it past the storyboard stage? "Sorry, my child. I know you fell and are bleeding, but slap a couple of bandaids on it. I'm cuddling my cat."

 

[WWalker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgACjBJ4JJc

 

[JettaKnight]

[video=youtube;-3a1dsY_PPg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3a1dsY_PPg[/video]





At the end of it, when she laboriously winks, it creeps me out thoroughly. She says that she is also "not genetically modified", then gives a big wink like winking is a trick that she has been working on for a few weeks and is busting it out in public for the first time. WTF? Is she saying that she is genetically modified? If not, what is the joke that she is making? I just can't shake the feeling that she is supposed to be some kind of meat puppet that has been taught to read teleprompters and (after much work and perseverance) wink.

What makes it worse is my suspicion that if I recognized this chick, I might understand the joke she is making. Maybe she used to be a dude who won gold medals in the Olympics or maybe she used to be a basset hound that got lip surgery and has her own talk show. Our culture is just about done, hope you guys had fun.

Something about that wink turns my stomach.

I take you you haven't seen SNL in a long, long time.

[video=youtube;gctR1Jcs3iw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gctR1Jcs3iw[/video]

 

[johntheplinker]

Remember, it's Snap's fault.

[video=youtube_share;0-u89ppmLiQ]https://youtu.be/0-u89ppmLiQ[/video]

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I take you you haven't seen SNL in a long, long time.

[video=youtube;gctR1Jcs3iw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gctR1Jcs3iw[/video]

Are Ackroyd and Belushi still on there? It's been awhile for me, but I like those guys.

 

[JettaKnight]

Are Aykroyd and Belushi still on there? It's been awhile for me, but I like those guys.

I hate to break it to you, but the latter is dead... and the former has really put on some weight...

 

[JettaKnight]

Remember, it's Snap's fault.

[video=youtube_share;0-u89ppmLiQ]https://youtu.be/0-u89ppmLiQ[/video]

I don't know what Snap is, but this commercial reminds me of going to see Lizzo... which I thoroughly enjoyed.



Anyone ever try that Halo Top? My wife likes it, and wanted ice cream one night... it's disgusting.

 

[Snapdragon]

I don't know what Snap is, but this commercial reminds me of going to see Lizzo... which I thoroughly enjoyed.

Snap is an older, shorter, not as talented version of the girl above. And aside from physique, Snap has something else in common with Lizzo. She also plays the flute. (Please, I know what you're thinking--do not go there. I've heard that joke all my life. )

 

[JettaKnight]

Snap is an older, shorter, not as talented version of the girl above. And aside from physique, Snap has something else in common with Lizzo. She also plays the flute. (Please, I know what you're thinking--do not go there. I've heard that joke all my life. )

... ... hmmm... OH - Snapdragon!


Lizzo played in Ft. Wayne when she was popular, yet no where near as popular as now. I managed to get right up front at the fence. And yes, she brought her flute.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Surprised nobody brought these up yet.

[video=youtube;oxiA7H7Vp68]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxiA7H7Vp68[/video]


[video=youtube;MArsmQ9tGN0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MArsmQ9tGN0[/video]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

OK... I thought of some. Here’s a guy that used to do these commercials while I was in college in Knoxville, TN. They were so corny and cringey, you’d stop what you were doing just to watch them. I can’t imagine them getting put on the air with our 21st “sensibilities” today.

https://vimeo.com/123726230

 

[Cameramonkey]

Noooope. Just Chuck Testa.

[video=youtube;JlRgFyS9McM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlRgFyS9McM[/video]