The Official Status Update Thread: Part 116 - Internet. Friend or Foe?

[Crbn79]

There is a book that says "Better to have a millstone hung around your neck, and tossed into the deepest sea, then offend the little ones".

Matt 18:6

 

[churchmouse]

Well, it is not a hand made miniature 32 cylinder jeweled piece of art but it is a 750 HP beast and I ran all the plumbing on it today.

 

[MrsGungho]

how was everyones day?

 

[jdmack79]

Free pizza!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

You want ibuprofen 800s, take 4 ibuprofen 200s. Easy peasy.

I had a package from Bushmaster (somewhere on the East coast) bounce back and forth between Phoenix and someplace in IL like 4 times one time until I tracked it. I called and had the manager go out on the floor and grab the thing and send it to me. I think it was my DiAcro corner notcher that wandered around on the wrong truck until it was almost sent to the dead package purgatory. UPS can do some dumb stuff sometimes.

Anybody threatens my offspring with me present will be able to testify in the debate of .45ACP vs 9x19. As long as that debate happens within the few seconds before he's demised.

 

[actaeon277]

how was everyones day?

Free pizza!

Obviously jdmack's is lookin better.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Howdy all that came in.

Doing well...
Waiting on corn bread.

 

[chocktaw2]

Well, it is not a hand made miniature 32 cylinder jeweled piece of art but it is a 750 HP beast and I ran all the plumbing on it today.

how was everyones day?

Good, and long.

Free pizza!

Nothing is free! Hello jd!

 

[actaeon277]

Guess I need to stumble out there try to calibrate CO detectors.
Maybe I'll try to lug stuff with a box and 2 wheel handcart.

 

[Crbn79]

Well, it is not a hand made miniature 32 cylinder jeweled piece of art but it is a 750 HP beast and I ran all the plumbing on it today.

I'm not mad at you for that!

 

[jdmack79]

Obviously jdmack's is lookin better.

I have a buy a pizza get one free card that I purchased through school. I ordered two pizzas before I left school and picked them up for supper. I was just throwing away some trash and found the receipt. The receipt was for $0.00!!!!! I can't complain about two large specialty pizzas for nothing.

 

[chocktaw2]

You want ibuprofen 800s, take 4 ibuprofen 200s. Easy peasy.

I had a package from Bushmaster (somewhere on the East coast) bounce back and forth between Phoenix and someplace in IL like 4 times one time until I tracked it. I called and had the manager go out on the floor and grab the thing and send it to me. I think it was my DiAcro corner notcher that wandered around on the wrong truck until it was almost sent to the dead package purgatory. UPS can do some dumb stuff sometimes.

Anybody threatens my offspring with me present will be able to testify in the debate of .45ACP vs 9x19. As long as that debate happens within the few seconds before he's demised.

I won't go to prison for killing someone, I know people there, and it's not fun. However, pistol whipping a douche bag, the courts may look a little more favorable on that charge.

Unless their shooting at me.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I figure on ordering pizza in a couple of hours. M'lady wants weird . Thin crust, pepperoni, green peppers, black olives, pineapple, BBQ sauce. As much weird stuff as I'd eat, that about makes me want to puke. I asked her if she was pregnant, which, um, wouldn't make sense, and she said she didn't see a star in the sky, so that shouldn't be a thing.

 

[churchmouse]

I won't go to prison for killing someone, I know people there, and it's not fun. However, pistol whipping a douche bag, the courts may look a little more favorable on that charge.

Unless their shooting at me.

Using the pistol as a bludgeon reduces paper work and some criminal charges.

 

[KJQ6945]

Howdy all that came in.

Doing well...
Waiting on corn bread.

My wife hates you!

she is now googling to find out who has good ham and beans.

 

[churchmouse]

I figure on ordering pizza in a couple of hours. M'lady wants weird . Thin crust, pepperoni, green peppers, black olives, pineapple, BBQ sauce. As much weird stuff as I'd eat, that about makes me want to puke. I asked her if she was pregnant, which, um, wouldn't make sense, and she said she didn't see a star in the sky, so that shouldn't be a thing.

Get her a small with all the weird crap on it and you can man down with your own.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Using the pistol as a bludgeon reduces paper work and some criminal charges.

Butt it could mar the finish.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I won't go to prison for killing someone, I know people there, and it's not fun. However, pistol whipping a douche bag, the courts may look a little more favorable on that charge.

Unless their shooting at me.

Presenting a credible threat of death or grievous bodily harm to my dependents is sufficient grounds for application of (potentially) lethal force.

 

[Crbn79]

Using the pistol as a bludgeon reduces paper work and some criminal charges.

I remember seeing a news report about a Rancher catching a Mexican seasonal worker raping his son. He beat the guy to death, went to the house called the Sheriff and told him what happened, told him he might want to bring the Coroner with him to save some time.

 

[chocktaw2]

Using the pistol as a bludgeon reduces paper work and some criminal charges.

Hello CM.