The Official Status Update Thread: Part 97 - The Fifth Elephant

[churchmouse]

Able to analyze boobies, and throw in some references to a 1911!!
You can't see it, , but I'm standing and clapping!!

Standing "O" here.....

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

For me it's been.....work at home day + boring report reviews + stubborn SharePoint Workflow = lots of INGO breaks.

So, BBJ! Do you have a closet full of midget strippers? , , and if not, ya want some?

 

[churchmouse]

Ok...the rum explains a lot. I was just texted for beer:30 but reminded the neighbor that we have court in about an hour so that might not be a good plan for today. I should probably arrive sober.

Luck to you on that

 

[Suprtek]

Able to analyze boobies, and throw in some references to a 1911!!
You can't see it, , but I'm standing and clapping!!

Being too attracted to too many fake boobies can lead to the clap. Let that be your lesson for the day from your uncle Supr...

 

[Suprtek]

Standing "O" here.....

I'm really not comfortable with you having an "O" relating to one of my posts.

 

[mom45]

Luck to you on that

Thanks

 

[chocktaw2]

I've been breathing into a paper bag to help the hyperventilating!!

Gotta do something!

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

I need productive midget strippers. Lots of house work needed to be done.

 

[churchmouse]

I'm really not comfortable with you having an "O" relating to one of my posts.

Ovation bird boy..... Standing "O"

Bravo, well done etc.

 

[chocktaw2]

Gonna go sit with the wife, and look at real boobies. Notice I said LOOK!

don't touch those!

It's Shirtless Girl

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I need productive midget strippers. Lots of house work needed to be done.

Dispatching midget strippers specializing in household cleaning to BnB house within the hour!!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Being too attracted to too many fake boobies can lead to the clap. Let that be your lesson for the day from your uncle Supr...

I stop playing with plastic toys as a kid!! Go Real!! Or Go Home !

 

[churchmouse]

I stop playing with plastic toys as a kid!! Go Real!! Or Go Home !

Me too. Play the hand you were dealt.

 

[MikeDVB]

Me too. Play the hand you were dealt.

LOL

 

[Suprtek]

Somehow I gotta figure there was a day when you would have ignored more than orange hair.

There was for me, just don't ask how long ago it was.

There was a day when I could have ignored a 30lb. goiter on her neck, but those were days I was lucky to survive. I also refuse to discuss how long ago that was.

 

[SERparacord]

 

[db1959]

Smells new in here.

 

[MikeDVB]

There was a day when I could have ignored a 30lb. goiter on her neck, but those were days I was lucky to survive. I also refuse to discuss how long ago that was.

Uhhhhhhhhh...

 

[Suprtek]

Gonna go sit with the wife, and look at real boobies. Notice I said LOOK!

don't touch those!

It's Shirtless Girl

If its your wife you're allowed to do more than look, as long as she consents of course. I seek consent from my wife on a regular basis. She's not interested nearly as often as I am but I must say, my life is good.

 

[db1959]

I see Trooper got the hammer. JdMack will be pleased.

I am.