We can put a man on the moon, but we can't...

[ATM]

We have never put a man on the moon or been there... Once we do it maybe then u can have your grass.

...allegedly.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

C'mon Blue, just get a couple of goats.

Done that in the past. City folks probably wouldn't care for me as a neighbor, and no handy creek to water them. I do like the meat. Never was much on the milk.

I used to have a bird feeder with a spring loaded ledge that closed the door to the food when a squirrel stood on it, but remained open to the food when birds perched on it.

Yeah, we've got one. Then a baffle on the pole for the suet blocks and some other feeders. Admit it, a full on Loony Tunes boxing glove on a spring would be a lot more fun, though.

 

[newtothis]

We have never put a man on the moon or been there... Once we do it maybe then u can have your grass.

Dont tell Andy Kaufman...

 

[hoosierdoc]

Fax , email , carrier pigeon MRI / CT scan disc images across town to the Ortho guys NOOO ! Let's make the guy with the broke spine go deliver it !

GRrrrrrr stinking Drs !

there is a "cloud" server for major hospitals in Indy area. I bet they can cloud it over. Or, they could have given you a CD before leaving

 

[Trigger Time]

I enjoy watching my neighbors mow my lawn

 

[MrAverage]

Oh no, GMO grass.....protests in the streets.....GMO free grass fed beef in the supermarkets.....just mow your lawn.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I enjoy watching my neighbors mow my lawn

I can see the appeal if your neighbor looks like this: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/07/article-0-205799A100000578-953_634x596.jpg

Not so much if the neighbor looks like this: (Fair warning, you shouldn't click on this one...but some of you are going to because curiosity and cats and whatnot) https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/99/89/ac/9989acd2a0ee4f622ca2cf56b592b999.jpg

 

[Trigger Time]

LOL
I wish they looked like the first one

 

[GunSlinger]

She can aerate the lawn as she mows with those heels!

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

C'mon Blue, just get a couple of goats.

Careful... that might wind up WAAAAAAAAAY out of context on someones sig line around here... Not mine, for the record...

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

there is a "cloud" server for major hospitals in Indy area. I bet they can cloud it over. Or, they could have given you a CD before leaving

Well , that would've been useful info a couple of months ago but I'll keep that in mind in case it happens again . Thanks .

 

[two70]

WTF haven't we genetically modified grass to grow to a certain height and then stop?

Created a bird feeder that has a spring loaded boxing glove and a squirrel sensor?

This is the sort of thing that pops into my head as I mow the lawn.

1. Far too many people like to mow recreationally (for some unknown reason that is lost on me) so the market for that is rather limited.
1.a. If we did have such GMO grass, the same ignorant fools who protest GMO food would have a new subject to protest making it even less attractive to develop and market.

2. While entertaining, such a squirrel puncher would be far less effective (and satisfying) than a good pellet gun or .22.

 

[steve0322]

WTF haven't we genetically modified grass to grow to a certain height and then stop?

Created a bird feeder that has a spring loaded boxing glove and a squirrel sensor?

This is the sort of thing that pops into my head as I mow the lawn.

Oh no. We can't have GMO grass. The libs would lose their minds if another GMO was introduce. WHAT ABOUT THE BEES!?!

 

[Fordtough25]

I like cutting the grass. Just me and my thoughts for about an hour.

My wife is the same way, she enjoys it. I'd rather blacktop it and paint it green. Ha!

 

[jamil]

C'mon Blue, just get a couple of goats.

Eh, I dunno. They eat more than just grass. I lost a really good hat that way.

 

[Vigilant]

Dont tell Andy Kaufman...

He won't mind, he's been dead for a minute!

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

WTF haven't we genetically modified grass to grow to a certain height and then stop?

Created a bird feeder that has a spring loaded boxing glove and a squirrel sensor?

This is the sort of thing that pops into my head as I mow the lawn.

It's a giant conspiracy. It's the mowing-industrial-complex, mannnn.... You got the big lawn mowing companies in cahoots with big fertilizer that keep such innovations off the market. If grass didn't grow, their entire empire would collapse and there's too much money in it for them to let that happen.

 

[WebSnyper]

WTF haven't we genetically modified grass to grow to a certain height and then stop?

Created a bird feeder that has a spring loaded boxing glove and a squirrel sensor?

This is the sort of thing that pops into my head as I mow the lawn.

Me too... these are practical applications of science. Basically they need to put a regular guy in every think tank to come up with the real problems to solve, and then put in the rest of the brains on a stick to solve it.

Oh no, GMO grass.....protests in the streets.....GMO free grass fed beef in the supermarkets.....just mow your lawn.

It's a giant conspiracy. It's the mowing-industrial-complex, mannnn.... You got the big lawn mowing companies in cahoots with big fertilizer that keep such innovations off the market. If grass didn't grow, their entire empire would collapse and there's too much money in it for them to let that happen.

You got my response. It's the lawn mowing industry lobby suppressing it, in the guise of supporting non GMO grass.

 

[HoughMade]

Goats don't have a height adjustment. I like my grass 3"-4" long. Goats prefer about 3/8" (as does my daughter's stinkin' mini horse). Not acceptable.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Goats don't have a height adjustment. I like my grass 3"-4" long. Goats prefer about 3/8" (as does my daughter's stinkin' mini horse). Not acceptable.

Solution: Goat muzzles.