We can put a man on the moon, but we can't...

[BehindBlueI's]

It's a giant conspiracy. It's the mowing-industrial-complex, mannnn.... You got the big lawn mowing companies in cahoots with big fertilizer that keep such innovations off the market. If grass didn't grow, their entire empire would collapse and there's too much money in it for them to let that happen.

 

[HoughMade]

Solution: Goat muzzles.

Don't say another word. There's a patent in here somewhere.

 

[Turf Doctor]

Artificial Grass
Artificial Turf Lawns & Grass ? Synthetic grass Turf | Putting Greens | Lawn Turf Playgrounds | Game Courts | Landscape Design

 

[Benp]

It's a giant conspiracy. It's the mowing-industrial-complex, mannnn.... You got the big lawn mowing companies in cahoots with big fertilizer that keep such innovations off the market. If grass didn't grow, their entire empire would collapse and there's too much money in it for them to let that happen.

Don't forget Big Oil too!
Let them cut grass.

 

[Benp]

I recall when I was growing up seeing a house that looked like it was a restaurant because it had concrete all around it, no grass. I don't know if it once was a restaurant or not, but people were living there. They must have really didn't enjoy mowing. Seems like it would probably be difficult to sell though if you ever wanted to move.

 

[HoughMade]

Artificial Grass
Artificial Turf Lawns & Grass ? Synthetic grass Turf | Putting Greens | Lawn Turf Playgrounds | Game Courts | Landscape Design

Adam Carolla was saying on his podcast that he did his whole back yard in this. Of course, he's rich and lives on less ground than I do. I'd need his money to do my 1.1 acre front yard and 1.2 acre back yard.

 

[Turf Doctor]

Adam Carolla was saying on his podcast that he did his whole back yard in this. Of course, he's rich and lives on less ground than I do. I'd need his money to do my 1.1 acre front yard and 1.2 acre back yard.

Well, just short of a couple thousand, you can paint the grass..

LawnLift - America's best selling lawn Paint only $12.95

 

[Turf Doctor]

WTF haven't we genetically modified grass to grow to a certain height and then stop?

Created a bird feeder that has a spring loaded boxing glove and a squirrel sensor?

This is the sort of thing that pops into my head as I mow the lawn.

No genetics here, but a PGR, plant growth regulator would help. This product is designed to reduce trimming.

Edgeless Turf Growth Regulator

 

[jsx1043]

I like a well trimmed yard, and can appreciate those yards that obviously have been cared for meticulously. I'm just all "What's the point?" Is it Keeping up with the Jones? After a while it gets to the point of a chore and you don't WANT the neighbors to be *****y that your grass is too tall, so you go out and cut it. To me, it doesn't make sense to spend MY money to buy a lawn mower and gas, MAINTAIN said lawn mower and KEEP replenishing gas, not to mention all the accessories! WEED WHACKERS! BLOWERS! FERTILIZERS! WEED SPRAYERS! All to cut millions of little green bastards that I didn't even plant!


Whew, I feel better, thank you.