Well my wife is pregnant

[BigBoxaJunk]

I did it the old fashioned way, but though I wouldn't pony up twenty kilobux to make it happen, for all the lost sleep, expense, and stress, it was well worth it. Welcome to the world of the parent. You may not appreciate it up front, but you'll understand Yes, you will.

If I remember correctly, the conversation in my house was something like "YOU'RE WHAT???????"

 

[88GT]

So does DS2 have superpowers?

None that we know of yet. But it's possible he may not come into full control of them until he's older.

 

[ModernGunner]

Congratulations!

For Cigars, I like CAO, Macanudo, and Acid.

 

[drop45]

Start buying .22lr ammo NOW. Congrats

 

[ruger1800]

Congrats.

here is some valuable info for any parent.

http://fightcps.com/pdf/TheCorruptBusinessOfChildProtectiveServices.pdf

 

[Vigilant]

If I remember correctly, the conversation in my house was something like "YOU'RE WHAT???????"

Tiiiiiiin ROOF, RUSTED!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

If I remember correctly, the conversation in my house was something like "YOU'RE WHAT???????"

Well, I was married to the mom at the time, so nobody could really complain too much. Well, none of those people that weren't genetically involved, anyway. I was shooting (mostly) blanks, so it were a surprise.

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

No sleep for you!!! EVER!...... Errrr...... I mean uh.... The circle of life!

 

[hoosierdoc]

Tiiiiiiin ROOF, RUSTED!

That is comedy gold