You might have too many guns if...

[worddoer]

I thought this would be a funny thread to start. I want to tap the think tank of INGO and see what we can come up with.

I have a few of mine and some from another member that we can use to prime the mental pumps. Let's see your comedic side!


You might have too many guns if...

You have to move guns out of the way to use the restroom...

All your furniture is built from Mosin rifles...

You have to reinforce the floor of your house because of all the gun safes...

When you take your guns to the range, you need an 18 wheeler...

you get out of bed to use the bathroom, trip on the 1911 that fell off the night stand and knock over your gun racks like the library shelves in the movie "mummy".

you have to buy rem oil by the tanker.

instead of a safe you put steel doors on your basement.

cabelas calls asking if they can use a few of yours for display in their gun library since you have all theirs.

you break the springs on your dually going to the range.

Who's Next???

 

[edsinger]

I am on a list?

 

[MrSmitty]

You "find" a gun in your safe you didn't know you had.....

 

[threedhuntr]

You might have too many guns if....

I didn't know there was such a thing.

....... your wife has to move all the parts and pieces before you can eat dinner.

 

[cwillour]

You might have too many guns if...

A trip to the range requires hours of deliberation regarding which guns are worth bringing along ... and the range is off your back porch.

 

[hbarnett1]

If people start coming to your house thinking that is where the gun show is.

 

[Mosinowner]

If you loose you phone and it turns up in the magazine well of one of your AR15s true story

 

[Drakkule]

When the ATF shows up and says " you are buying a lot of guns". True story.

 

[011101110111]

If you prefer to be a victim and you own exactly one gun.

 

[straight-shooter]

You go thru a entire bottle of Hoppes No. 9 after two range sessions.

 

[ctbreitwieser]

When someone asks how many you have, then you have to try and count them out, and still forget some.

 

[SaintsNSinners]

If you say what guns I lost them all in a boating accident

 

[K_W]

When you tell your wife your bringing home "another one" and she doesn't need to ask "another what?".

 

[Phase2]

When the boating accident was due to going over the weight limit just in guns.

 

[gopwins]

When Midway USA starts sending you five emails a day offering to sell you bullets by the pound because you are such a loyal customer.

 

[jbombelli]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhe58xORWG0[/ame]

 

[toddcraft33]

When you have to build a new house, because you are running out of closet space.

 

[J_Wales]

You have too many guns if you have a gun.

(this message brought to you by the brady campaign)

 

[edsinger]

You "find" a gun in your safe you didn't know you had.....

That's the winner..

 

[Leo]

You buy a particular gun to "complete" one of your collections and are tickled pink because now you have every caliber they ever came in. When you put it away, you realize you already had that one.