You might have too many guns if...

[BGDave]

You still don't know that an extra barrel, receiver, stock, lower parts set or even a cheap handguard set can morph into something you can be proud of.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

What? TOO MANY? Huh? Speak English, dammit! Can't understand you Dang ferinners an' yer funny accents. Ah say, Ah say, almost sounded like the boy said "too many guns", it did! Not right in the cranium! Little scrambled in the old egg! The boy's CRAZY, Ah say!

 

[Hookeye]

You have enough guns....... if you can't afford a GF.

Too many guns? That number cannot be achieved.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Too many... guns... ? Uhh...

What? Shut up! I'll base your ass on my fist. Face. Ass. I like money.

 

[hopper68]

By the time you figure out which guns you are going to shoot today, the range is closed.

 

[LionWeight]

You answer an old ad in the classifieds of INGO for a (place your choice here) and get an email because it was an old name you used and the item in question still resides in your safe.

 

[Rollerman]

You throw out a pound of bacon so you can make more room in the crisper drawer for your new pistol cause the safe, end table, & cubby hole behind the furnace are already full.

 

[wolfman]

You might have too many guns if...

Every time the dog tries to bury a bone in the yard, he digs up half a dozen PVC storage tubes.

 

[88E30M50]

You might have a problem if you go to the 1500 and every time you turn around, you run into one of the sales people at the various gun stores in town and they recognize you first.