Your First World Problems

[femurphy77]

I don't have a way to hook the ice maker in my garage fridge to a water supply.

I don't have an ice maker in the garage fridge to hook up to the water supply!

 

[printcraft]

I don't have an ice maker in the garage fridge to hook up to the water supply!

I agree HoughMade needs to check his privilege.

 

[target64]

I don't have an ice maker in the garage fridge to hook up to the water supply!

If it helps I know my wife's recipe for ice cubes

 

[IndyGal65]

My 2 beer kegs in the garage haven't bothered to get themselves refilled. Sigh.

 

[MadBomber]

Our housekeeper drank a glass of my organic orange juice, leaving me a glass short for the day. Total bull**** move on her part!

 

[BugI02]

FIFY.

I'm a glass half full kind of guy.

Optimist: 'The glass is half full'

Pessimist: 'The glass is half empty'

Engineer: 'The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.'

 

[BugI02]

Youtube "updated" its app for Google TV such that the remote for my Sony Smart TV box does not control Youtube functions anymore.

My FULL QWERTY remote which was a big factor in me getting this box.....FULL QWERTY!

As an aside....why would anyone sell a smart TV or set-top box without a FULL QWERTY remote?

It's barely bigger than a normal remote and has a touchpad for cursor control and...did I mention this?...a FULL QWERTY keyboard.

Made by Blackberry, no doubt

 

[Cldedhnds]

Damn bar of soap broke in half earlier than anticipated during my shower....

 

[Birds Away]

My self cleaning oven must be broke. It doesn't clean the stove top.

 

[Arm America]

Purchased a big honking snow blower against the wife's better wishes. Now it looks like I might have to cut grass this weekend.

 

[RevoWood123]

Last night at Kroger I was doing last minute grocery shopping and they only had HOT Prunells sausage. My wife prefers the regular, but we had to make due.

 

[femurphy77]

My self cleaning oven must be broke. It doesn't clean the stove top.

Duh! It's a self cleaning OVEN. . .

 

[ChristianPatriot]

Optimist: 'The glass is half full'

Pessimist: 'The glass is half empty'

Engineer: 'The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.'

Obama: 'Nobody needs that much water'

 

[Bigtanker]

I had to park in the third row at the gun store today because there were so many people there. That extra 40 foot walk sucked. I cursed the whole way in.

 

[femurphy77]

I had to park in the third row at the gun store today because there were so many people there. That extra 40 foot walk sucked. I cursed the whole way in.

Maybe so but are they assclowns?

 

[Bigtanker]

Maybe so but are they assclowns?

Ha!

Some say they are but I always get treated good.

 

[2A_Tom]

Going to my daughters foe Christmas dinner The 8 of us will have enough food to feed a large village in the third world for a month.

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

Optimist: 'The glass is half full'

Pessimist: 'The glass is half empty'

Engineer: 'The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.'

SERIOUS Pessimist: 'The glass is completely full... of ****...'

 

[IndyDave1776]

I live in a first-world country run by a third-world Marxist.

 

[RandyMarlar]

The washer/dryer in my Motor Home takes FOREVER to do a load of laundry. I'm also very disturbed by the amount of noise the #2 Air Conditioner makes.
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P.S. Marry Christmas