I agree with everything you said, esp. re: Czech beers. I generally don't drink anything from a green bottle (Molson, Urquel, Heineken). Give me a Bud longneck over any of those.
But, what do I know? I've been drinking.
Hmmm. Never put the green bottle connection together. I like Heineken ONLY when it is ice cold. When it warms up, for some reason it tastes like ham (I said ham, not bacon ). I have had more than one bar tender agree with me on that.