I believe my thread has been jacked. I am sad now.
And pants are overrated.
So I noticed that about 85% of trick or treaters said "Thank you" tonight. Was quite refreshing really.
I will continue to ring it until you bring me bacon!
I wouldn't know because my door never opens for the little beggars. Yes, I am "that guy".
Didn't you see the little red dot on your chest?
I'm colorblind!
Tonight is PAYBACK night,
Maybe next year I'll rig up a bunch of laser pointers on my porch and hook them up to my doorbell switch.
I gave out soup and salad to the kids. They should have brought bowls instead of pillow cases.