I'm sorry Sir, I didn't say thank you. I hate being that 15%, guilt reins upon me>>>>>So I noticed that about 85% of trick or treaters said "Thank you" tonight. Was quite refreshing really.
Thank you for wearing pants this year.
Living on a highway, I don't get any trick or treaters.
I'll be over in an hour. I require beer AND bacon. None of that hippy turkey stuff either.
Leave the bacon on the doorstep. I'll do a drive by!
You've never had beer before? Nevermind, I'm not coming over.
Since he lives on the highway, you'll just have to lean out the window.
Yep, my house is right on the yellow line. You drive right thru the middle of my dining room
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
-- Stephen Wright