Trick or Treaters

[Scutter01]

I think next year I'll replace the walkway with a treadmill. See how long it takes them to get to my door.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I gave out soup and salad to the kids. They should have brought bowls instead of pillow cases.

No bread? Pssh, what a cheap skate!!!

 

[GBuck]

We have no kids in our neighborhoods.. so I haven't had any munchkins.. so I have nothing to add here. I'm just posting aimlessly. I think I'm lost.

 

[theweakerbrother]

What about neoprene?

 

[Suprtek]

I'm in Let's do it.

I have a better idea. I can disguise a metal screen as a door mat with a taser connected to it. The doorbell button would turn it on.

 

[Westside]

I think next year I'll replace the walkway with a treadmill. See how long it takes them to get to my door.

or you could install it backwards and watch them splatter on your door like bugs on a windshield.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I think next year I'll replace the walkway with a treadmill. See how long it takes them to get to my door.

 

[Westside]

I have a better idea. I can disguise a metal screen as a door mat with a taser connected to it. The doorbell button would turn it on.

not as good an idea since they have to be touching the screen for the desired outcome.

 

[Suprtek]

I think next year I'll replace the walkway with a treadmill. See how long it takes them to get to my door.

This idea is full of epic win!!!

 

[Scutter01]

You win one free internet.

 

[jkfletcher]

We have no kids in our neighborhoods.. so I haven't had any munchkins.. so I have nothing to add here. I'm just posting aimlessly. I think I'm lost.

still trying to work on the 50 quality posts?

 

[gunman41mag]

you are the guy who gave out apples aren't you.

I'm the guy, that got screw out of the magwell

 

[GBuck]

I like the splatter against the door idea.

 

[Suprtek]

not as good an idea since they have to be touching the screen for the desired outcome.

They would have to stand on it to push the doorbell.

 

[Westside]

You sir are the winner.

 

[GBuck]

still trying to work on the 50 quality posts?

I'll get there one of these days... I think I'm at 18 now. Scutter can we get a confirmation?

 

[Westside]

They would have to stand on it to push the doorbell.

MMMMMM maybe. How about both just for good measure.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I'll get there one of these days... I think I'm at 18 now. Scutter can we get a confirmation?

He won't answer you. He has EVERYONE on ignore.

 

[Suprtek]

or you could install it backwards and watch them splatter on your door like bugs on a windshield.

I'd have to get sneaky about it. I'd be watching them struggle against the treadmill going away from the door while I have the reverse button in my hand to push at just the right moment.

 

[Westside]

I'll get there one of these days... I think I'm at 18 now. Scutter can we get a confirmation?

Tempting the powers that be are you.