Please be discrete.....

[ATM]

I wear it concealed, though, so nobody knows I have it.

I do enjoy reading the posts from those who don't realize this is a satire thread.

QFT



(ETA: 101st post - Air Assault!)

 

[Ranger Rick]

I thought INGO meant Indiana Growers Organization all this time!!! OMG! SORRY!!

 

[42769vette]

to all you newbies and more seasoned members. i know it will be impossible to tell but 99% of the forum members wont go ape sh!t on you if you see up in a ingo hat and say hello. the reason i wear my hat is to mabye meet somone or recruit new members. now if you come screaming across a parking lot "hey im a member of that site do you carry, let me see it" you will get a reaction like printcrafts. if you say in a normal voice "im xxx on the site whats your name? ill respond 42769vette" and we will have a normal conversation and both go on our marry way.

bottom line is if somone sees my ingo hat i and is on here reading this thread i dont want them to pass by and say "im not going to introduce myself did you see the reaction the last guy got"

 

[ATM]

...we will have a normal conversation and both go on our marry way.

I'll speak to you but I'm already married.


Feel free to approach the ATM... but do it slowly.

 

[roscott]

INGO does really strange things to your sense of humor.

The frightening part is that I'm beginning to understand... and it's funny.

 

[Cygnus]

Geeze OP, i don't know where to start with you.

Start with congratulating him on a successful parody thread!

 

[printcraft]

?????? My question got lost in the spam....oh sweet tasty spam!
anyway want to clear that up?

That's the thing, operators are not supposed to out other operators to those who are not in the know.
HEY, NICE INGO HAT, I'm a member of Indiana GUN owners too!!
A quick wink and nod is all that is required.
I thought I heard him say "let me see your gun" and upon further reflection
I'm not sure that my Glock .40 was on his mind. I'm pretty easy on the eyes and the infatuation might have been too much.

Geeze OP, i don't know where to start with you.

Well, you can start where the other guy did, but I don't show my colors to just anyone.
Do you know the secret handshake?

Start with congratulating him on a successful parody thread!

 

[SirRealism]

OK, you need to maintain a list within this thread of who "gets it". My brain hurts real bad.


Nice to meet you today, btw. I'm darned glad you didn't have an INGO hat on... I'd probably have started talking guns to you... at the gun show... and blown your cover.

 

[printcraft]

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Nice to meet you today, btw. I'm darned glad you didn't have an INGO hat on... I'd probably have started talking guns to you... at the gun show... and blown your cover.

Yes, that would be unfortunate................. the best place to hide is in plain sight.
Glad you didn't then the other 10,000 people with guns there might have caught on.

 

[eatsnopaste]

I thought we already had a secret handshake...oops, I forgot that was a secret...never mind.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Well, Printcraft, That stormtrooper avatar IS pretty hot...
Maybe he did want to see your "GUN"..... ahem...
I guess we'll never know.
Us smooth operators do tend to be irresistable.

(Quick note: For maximum giggles please go to page 7, click on the link for Sade's Smooth Operator You tube vid, start it, and then minimize it and read the rest of the thread. I bet an INGO hat you can't do it without laughing once.)
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[kevinj110]

Some times I like to take pictures of my self as if I were a river otter. Then I wrap them up in plastic and freeze them in water. I also really like cheap cigars just throwing this out there but does anyone like Boston Baked Beans.

 

[CandRFan]

Some times I like to take pictures of my self as if I were a river otter. Then I wrap them up in plastic and freeze them in water. I also really like cheap cigars just throwing this out there but does anyone like Boston Baked Beans.

Boston Baked Beans the food or the candy?

I like them both.

 

[eatsnopaste]

I'll speak to you but I'm already married.


Feel free to approach the ATM... but do it slowly.

I've been told that no sudden moves and no direct eye contact is also the way to go...true or just urban myth?

 

[Indecision]

I have the solution to this. We have implemented it in my company pretty well. Some people just don't get it though. The low hand shake. The move is kinda of like bowling, good back swing, then come down and shake hands about an inch off the floor. And you have to get your head down there. People in the know will meet you down there, non-INGOers will just look at your like your crazy. I'll try to get a pic for you.

 

[mettle]

Wow, this thread has been approached from every angle, like a drunken sailor...

 

[Chefcook]

We should all just strive to be more like this guy, never gets old LOL....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL4soX9ml2E]YouTube - RTT-CQB MAN[/ame]

 

[Cygnus]

I 'm headed to Roush Lake right about now. I know there's going to be 3-6 INGO folks there. If anyone recognizes me or spots my subtle INGO gear feel freee to talk to me but be descrete......say "Is it safe?" If I respond with "I love a good parody thread" then we can talk. Otherwise DON'T FRIGGIN'OUT ME AS SOMEONE WHO CARRIES A GUN!!!

 

[Boilers]

Maybe I could use some duct tape over the logo?

I watched "30 Rock" on hulu last night. Jack (the boss) Donneghy (sp?) had to testify in DC. Due to the auto execs flying private jets in, Jack wanted to make himself look more like the people. They had stick-on JC PENNEY tags to go over his Armani tags inside his suit.

LMAO!!!

Perhaps we need PETA tags to cover up the INGO when entering hostile territories?

 

[Delmar]

why would you advertise with a hat and then not want to be noticed, I'm missing something

Good point! When you are wearing the gun garb, might as well open carry! If you want to keep it a secret, keep it a secret.