Any grown man that admits to still wearing whitey tighties in 2019 is not to be trifled with, his junk has been in a bunch far too long!That's part of my home protection plan. I sleep in whitey tighties. So when I am checking on that bump in the night, if I turn on the lights and the baddy sees me, his eyes should instantly start bleeding. During this period of disorientation (which could last quite some time based on what he would see) I should be able to call the police, national guard, CIA and the Mossad. Then I should have enough time to allow all of those agencies to send over agents from all different parts of the world before the baddy could regain his eyesight. I thought it was a less lethal plan, but then my wife informed me that is questionable..................
Purple may have been needed for the statement above. However, my wife again informed me that it may be pretty accurate.