An average (175# ish) male who drinks one standard drink (5-5.5%ABV 12oz beer, 12% 5oz wine, 40% 1oz liquor) will raise their Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) by approximately .015% per drink. Conversely, that same male will metabolize the alcohol at a rate of approximately .0145% per hour. The math says that one drink will be effectively out of your system in one hour. Two drinks in an hour will leave you, at the end of the hour, at approximately .015%. There are a couple factors that effect the rate of absorption, like food in the stomach, but the above is a good reference.
So, what would a long island do? One of the reasons I never drink is because I have no idea what it's doing to me.
Ohio passed a law that said you couldn't possess a firearm while intoxicated. Wife calls the cops on a domestic, but tells the cops there's no problem when they get there. She lets the cops in, def. walks into the room with an unloaded shotgun and 3 sheets....
You'll be married by the end of the evening
That happened 26 years ago...
No matter how many sheets I fold...
This is spot on Sig ! My wife can always tell when I get locked in on something new. Just rolls her eyes.
My new tactic though is sell off one that I rarely use.
Seems to work.
My last one was hey my bonus is coming in March so the gun is technically free.
Mind game her a little.
So, what would a long island do? One of the reasons I never drink is because I have no idea what it's doing to me.
Good thing the guns and the bar are in different areas of the house.
So, what would a long island do? One of the reasons I never drink is because I have no idea what it's doing to me.
Long Island? Well, first of all, the rates of absorption for women are different....
Long Island? Well, first of all, the rates of absorption for women are different....
Actually they aren’t. Alcohol goes to water in the body. Women are less water than men, so the concentration is higher. They absorb at the same rate.