"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread ACT III

[JollyMon]

George Zimmerman apparently suing Trayvon Martin's family for $100 million for some reason.

Guess he has been pretty quiet lately.

guess his paintings havent been selling like he hoped

 

[jamil]

George Zimmerman apparently suing Trayvon Martin's family for $100 million for some reason.

Guess he has been pretty quiet lately.

Tired of being broke maybe?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

A con man allegedly built a fake border crossing between Russia and Finland — and got paid to smuggle migrants to the ‘Finnish’ side (It was still Russia)

 

[nonobaddog]

For those that don't subscribe to Washington Post...

https://www.helsinkitimes.fi/finlan...inland-to-con-would-be-migrants-arrested.html

 

[ArcadiaGP]

... Cotton candy is literally just sugar.

 

[JollyMon]

... Cotton candy is literally just sugar.

This actually reminds me. The lady in my office, that gave me crap for drinking diet soda, I just saw putting 6-8 packets of sugar into her coffee.... and I know for a fact she gets about 4+ cups each morning.

 

[Phase2]

Maurizio Cattelan Is Taping Bananas to a Wall at Art Basel Miami Beach and Selling Them for $120,000 Each

Ummm...

And a second source in case you thought this was too much to be true.

 

[HoughMade]

I don't doubt they are telling people that there are buyers....

 

[nonobaddog]

But the fruit flies come with it for free!

 

[2A_Tom]

this is also a social justice issue, but I thought it fit here better.

Can’t Fix Stupid: Wausau Wisconsin Outlaws Throwing Snowballs – ‘In the interest of public safety

“’No person shall throw or shoot any object, arrow, stone, snowball or other missile or projectile, by hand or by any other means, at any other person,’ says the Wausau municipal code, under the ‘Weapons’ heading in the section dealing with ‘Peace, Safety, and Morals.’”

“’It’s really in the interest of public safety,’ Wausau Mayor Robert B. Mielke told WCCO.

‘A lot of it is just consideration and common sense. You don’t throw stuff at people, period.’”

 

[Phase2]

this is also a social justice issue, but I thought it fit here better.

Can’t Fix Stupid: Wausau Wisconsin Outlaws Throwing Snowballs – ‘In the interest of public safety

So, Wausau county government says that snowflakes are too tough for their people?

 

[printcraft]

... Cotton candy is literally just sugar.

Wait, you are telling me there isn't actually cotton in cotton candy?
Who can I sue for the false advertising!?

 

[nonobaddog]

Wait, you are telling me there isn't actually cotton in cotton candy?
Who can I sue for the false advertising!?

I would sue chicago for it. They settle out of court because they know they are guilty of everything.

 

[HoughMade]

Wait, you are telling me there isn't actually cotton in cotton candy?
Who can I sue for the false advertising!?

We might as well rip this bandaid off.

There are no real worms in gummy worms.
There are no real fish in Swedish Fish.
There is no money in a Payday.
...but good news about Mr. Goodbar....

 

[Phase2]

We might as well rip this bandaid off.

There are no real worms in gummy worms.
There are no real fish in Swedish Fish.
There is no money in a Payday.

OK. Now you are just fishing for clients on INGO... How much?

 

[nonobaddog]

We might as well rip this bandaid off.

There are no real worms in gummy worms.
There are no real fish in Swedish Fish.
There is no money in a Payday.
...but good news about Mr. Goodbar....

Does that mean my fear of gummy bears is unfounded too?

 

[HoughMade]

Does that mean my fear of gummy bears is unfounded too?

Fear of Gummy Bears unfounded? Absolutely not...if you are talking about these:


https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM

 

[printcraft]

We might as well rip this bandaid off.

There are no real worms in gummy worms.
There are no real fish in Swedish Fish.
There is no money in a Payday.
...but good news about Mr. Goodbar....

You sound like one of those crazy Santa Claus denialists.

 

[2A_Tom]

OK. Now you are just fishing for clients on INGO... How much?

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/payments.php

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Donation for Supporter Membership is $75 / year

 

[HoughMade]

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/payments.php

Local Business Supporter Status

Cost:-------- US$75.00 Local Business Supporter Memberships are available. This one year membership includes:

• Ability to Post Events in proper forums. DOES NOT include other forms of advertising, sales, etc.
• Increased Private Message storage from 50 to 500
• Bold user-name
• The ability to remain invisible when browsing INGO (will not appear on "users online")
• Local Business Supporter Icon that will appear under your user-name
• The ability to come up with your own usertitle
• The ability to display graphics and links in your signature (must follow forum rules)
• Access to the classifieds before making 50 quality posts in the forum

Donation for Supporter Membership is $75 / year

I can't afford $75 a year.