"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[printcraft]

disney slit starwars throat, it's just bleeding out slowly now.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[JettaKnight]

That can't be real. Can it?

EDIT: Oh, man, it is.

 

[printcraft]

Abortion tool kit? It's like... the perfect holiday gift...

 

[ArcadiaGP]

I like this response:

“Well, uncle, it’s funny you should say that, because I . . .
[shouts into living room]
“TONY, IS THE POWERPOINT SET UP? I THINK YOU HAVE TO USE HDMI 3. YEAH . . . IT SAYS ‘ARC’ ON IT. THE FILE IS ON MY DESKTOP. IT’S CALLED THANKSGIVINGABORTIONTALK.PPTX.”

 

[JettaKnight]

Abortion tool kit? It's like... the perfect holiday gift...

I hope I get Janice's name in the Secret Santa at work... someone need to give her a hint that five is enough.

 

[JettaKnight]

Honey, pass the deviled eggs around and these full color handouts.

 

[spencer rifle]

Abortion tool kit? It's like... the perfect holiday gift...

 

[ghuns]

^^^Somebody had to post it.^^^

Still made me

 

[2A_Tom]

 

[jamil]

That can't be real. Can it?

EDIT: Oh, man, it is.

Okay. I went there. Found this gem.

”By tapping into love and empathy, speaking from our values, and seeking to understand and really hear others, we will be able to connect and build relationships, even when we don’t agree on everything about abortion”

I love to be lectured with love and empathy. Especially when they’re speaking to you from the heart. You know, from the “heart to heart” card deck available for just $19.99. Call now and order the whole toolkit! It will help you shame your family into donating to us. After all. It’s for...Reproductive Justice!

I need to come up with a scam like that to separate bat**** crazy progressives from their money.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Cop stops an active shooter fleeing. Good right? Think again.
Guess who's being charged with the murder of the active shooter?

Sorry, (no I'm not) but this is how ALL police chases of violent felons should end.

https://tribunist.com/news/police-o...Z-GFGay1MICSdqq2b7YDbSKA9J2I21bbdL6staqWqE1NU

 

[Cameramonkey]

Just remember kids, its not really a turkey until you take it out of the oven. Until then, its just a clump of cells.

 

[sharkey]

Honestly, I can hear John Cleese, narrating this in my head: https://nypost.com/2019/11/26/perineum-sunning-is-latest-insanity-wellness-influencers-swear-by/

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Honestly, I can hear John Cleese, narrating this in my head: https://nypost.com/2019/11/26/perineum-sunning-is-latest-insanity-wellness-influencers-swear-by/

Um, yeah... I think I'll just stick with drinking milk and getting a normal dose of sunshine by going outside. Or taking a vitamin D supplement with calcium if I'm feeling like I'm lacking. My neighbors are used to seeing me have a cup of coffee out on the deck. I don't think they'd be quite as agreeable to me pointing my butthole at the sun to "wake up" in the morning.

 

[nonobaddog]

That is not for me but I hope my neighbor gets into it.

 

[BugI02]

That can't be real. Can it?

EDIT: Oh, man, it is.

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[actaeon277]

Cop stops an active shooter fleeing. Good right? Think again.
Guess who's being charged with the murder of the active shooter?

Sorry, (no I'm not) but this is how ALL police chases of violent felons should end.

https://tribunist.com/news/police-o...Z-GFGay1MICSdqq2b7YDbSKA9J2I21bbdL6staqWqE1NU

I wonder how they'd feel if someone was shooting at them and their family, and the police decided they didn't want to go to jail for protecting them.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

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That certainly is a bunch of syllables.

 

[jamil]

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I kinda think that one is made up.