Bacon causes cancer!!

[Benny]

Oh well, I have to die of something.

 

[Rookie]

Might as well die happy.

 

[eric001]

According to the Surgeon General, living is hazardous to your health.

 

[target64]

I will not die healthy
I also do not plan on dying hungry............

 

[IncendiaryGunner]

The preservatives in many of our foods cause cancer....

You would be hard pressed finding a canned good that does not increase the risk of cancer...

It isn't the bacon - it is how it is preserved and stored.

 

[RockofStrength]

1. Raise hog without carcinogens.

2. Slaughter hog.

3. Eat bacon sans carcinogens.

4. PROFIT!

 

[UncleMike]

1. Raise hog without carcinogens.

2. Slaughter hog.

3. Eat bacon sans carcinogens.

4. PROFIT!

Could be difficult for City Dwellers.

 

[hooky]

Continually swallowing small amounts of saliva over a period of 70 - 90 years will eventually put an end to you too. Might as well eat bacon.

 

[hoosierbulldog]

The Cancer Project / Hot Dogs Can Strike You Out for Good

Say it ain't so! Processed meats like hot dogs, sausage, and BACON up your risk of colorectal cancer by 21% Is life without bacon really worth living though?

I didn't give up eggs when they were considered bad for you, and bacon is the perfect compliment to the eggs that are now healthier than once thought...I'll stick with my bacon. Mmmm, bacon.

 

[RockofStrength]

Could be difficult for City Dwellers.

Forgive me...

Step 0.5: Leave city.

 

[Stschil]

Hmmm, now I think that BLT's sound really good for dinner.

I decided long ago, eat right, don't drink, don't smoke, die anyway.

 

[IndySSD]

Well.........
I quit drinking. It was bad for me.
I quit smoking. It was bad for me.
I'll be damned if I'm gonna give up bacon!!!!

(Unless it hits $4.00 a pound. Then the Farmers can eat it themselves. )

Hell I never smoked.... only drank moderately heavily in college and I still wound up with cancer. I doubt that bacon is going to reduce my life expectancy any more than all the crap they plumbed directly into my arteries and the radiation they smoked my chest with.

You guys need to meet someone who has suffered from cancer.

Uhh... been there, done that. Got the bills, credit rating, scars and reduced life expectancy to prove it.

Everyone in the thread can direct questions to me then!

Add me to that list! Rock on brother! We're in it to live it!

Forgive me...

Step 0.5: Leave city.

I'm working on it.... funding and finding 5-10 acres is on my 5 year plan.

I decided long ago, eat right, don't drink, don't smoke, die anyway.

Pretty much! ^^ Don't get me wrong, I am trying to get into decent condition and I'm limiting my fast food intakes, trying to eat a little bit healthier but there's no dish I know of that's not better with a [STRIKE]little[/STRIKE] lot of bacon.

 

[ATM]

Bacon, eggs and real butter.

I shall accept no substitutes.

 

[goinggreyfast]

 

[UncleMike]

Your bacon or your life!!!

 

[theweakerbrother]

Your bacon or your life!!!

QFT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Expat]

You guys need to meet someone who has suffered from cancer.

Are you serious? Is there anyone that doesn't know people who have had cancer?

 

[Turn Key]

So what would this article say about the bacon-wrapped hotdogs that we had in Europe?

^^Heh - Heh^^

I've been tearing up Turkey Bacon and really like it ..

Please don't be callin' me a traitor.


~TK

 

[goinggreyfast]

Your bacon or your life!!!

Heart attack resulting in 5 bypasses last year. Bacon is not on my "okee dohkee" list.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TDqvD34hEA[/ame]

 

[Bill B]

I read in "Cook This, Not That" that moderate alcohol consumption three times a week will make you five times less likely to have colo-rectal cancer. Just make sure that your bacon comes with a few serves of cold ones and you'll be fine.

Wasn't there a thread around here about bacon-infused bourbon?
So, a base-line of 1 + 21% for the bacon gives 1.21, and five times less likely from the booze gives...um....uh...dangit, who cares! Give me a drink and a Bacon sammitch.