BAN LEATHER HOLSTERS!!!

[ndawoods25]

I prefer my DeSantis speed scabbards. From my revolvers to my semi autos. And they are not cheapos either

 

[Clay Pigeon]

Hmmm? I heard on INGO that only cheap Portuguese leather holsters got worn with age?

And I leardedd here, that plastic holsters be safe as long as it has tye-raps holding it togeather.

So it is written, so it shall be done.

 

[gmcttr]

And leather holsters cause climate change...you can't make leather without cow farts.

 

[joncon]

Looks like the wrong holster for a Glock 19, even if it wasn't wrinkled inward at the trigger the holster doesn't cover the trigger properly.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Looks like the wrong holster for a Glock 19, even if it wasn't wrinkled inward at the trigger the holster doesn't cover the trigger properly.

Looks like it probably did originally. (but barely) But once it floppified, no more.

 

[johntheplinker]

I told my wife I'll let her drive if she leaves me alone for the trip. I figure I won't see it coming if I'm asleep

 

[Brad69]

What a minute you dudes let your wife drive?

 

[Expat]

I let the wife drive once on a long trip. I was so nervous I couldn’t sleep. I sleep much better when I am driving.

 

[Vigilant]

What a minute you dudes let your wife drive?

Not in this lifetime! Inconsiderate *******s leave too much stuff in their yards and on the sidewalks.

 

[Brad69]

Good for second I thought you guys had turned into woman’s libbers !

 

[indiucky]

Good for second I thought you guys had turned into woman’s libbers !

My wife's from L.A.

She's our city driver....She's good at it.....

 

[rhino]

Good for second I thought you guys had turned into woman’s libbers !

Someone just exposed his minimum age!

 

[Brad69]

Next thing you are gonna want women to vote!

1. Women don’t drive if a man’s in the auto

2. If more than one man is in auto front seats are for men

3. If a bench seat is present women have to sit in the middle

Note: if male is drunk or wanted by the law a woman can drive the man shall pull his hat low and lean back in seat as not to be seen by other males

 

[rhino]

Next thing you are gonna want women to vote!

1. Women don’t drive if a man’s in the auto

2. If more than one man is in auto front seats are for men

3. If a bench seat is present women have to sit in the middle

Note: if male is drunk or wanted by the law a woman can drive the man shall pull his hat low and lean back in seat as not to be seen by other males

Don't forget who is supposed to be quiet and listen when men are are talking!

 

[KittySlayer]

Next thing you are gonna want women to vote!

1. Women don’t drive if a man’s in the auto

2. If more than one man is in auto front seats are for men

3. If a bench seat is present women have to sit in the middle

Note: if male is drunk or wanted by the law a woman can drive the man shall pull his hat low and lean back in seat as not to be seen by other males

And let them run for President.

 

[MarkC]

So, if I'm reading this correctly (with a bit of interpolation):

Don't use a leather holster
Don't use a cheap holster
Don't not use a holster
Don't shoot yourself in the buttock or leg or anywhere else
Don't let the women drive
Don't drive yourself
Don't let women [pretty much anything]
Don't [pretty much anything]

I think I'm just going to spend the evening sitting on the sofa, staying safe from the world, or, hmmm, I'm not sure....

 

[Usmccookie]

So, if I'm reading this correctly (with a bit of interpolation):

Don't use a leather holster
Don't use a cheap holster
Don't not use a holster
Don't shoot yourself in the buttock or leg or anywhere else
Don't let the women drive
Don't drive yourself
Don't let women [pretty much anything]
Don't [pretty much anything]

I think I'm just going to spend the evening sitting on the sofa, staying safe from the world, or, hmmm, I'm not sure....

Don't get vaccines either they make you sick.. but make sure you get vaccinated so you dont get sick.

 

[NHT3]

So, if I'm reading this correctly (with a bit of interpolation):

Don't use a leather holster
Don't use a cheap holster
Don't not use a holster
Don't shoot yourself in the buttock or leg or anywhere else
Don't let the women drive
Don't drive yourself
Don't let women [pretty much anything]
Don't [pretty much anything]

I think I'm just going to spend the evening sitting on the sofa, staying safe from the world, or, hmmm, I'm not sure....

I have no idea why you put this in purple, it all makes perfect sense to me.

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[/FONT][FONT=&amp]“Ego is the reason many men do not shoot competition. They don't want to suck in public” [/FONT][FONT=&amp]
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[T-DOGG]

Sometimes its the lesser of two evils. Either I can sit in the passenger seat and have a peaceful trip, or drive and have the wife nagging in my ear the whole damn trip. I'll take navigating over driving for the harmony of my marriage.


And yes, spoof thread. Had to poke fun at TJ for wanting to ban all kydex holsters for the problem of one specific model's manufacturing defect.

I'm glad you clarified that, because I can't take anyone serious about holsters unless they're on a high horse.

 

[Vigilant]

So, if I'm reading this correctly (with a bit of interpolation):

Don't use a leather holster
Don't use a cheap holster
Don't not use a holster
Don't shoot yourself in the buttock or leg or anywhere else
Don't let the women drive
Don't drive yourself
Don't let women [pretty much anything]
Don't [pretty much anything]

I think I'm just going to spend the evening sitting on the sofa, staying safe from the world, or, hmmm, I'm not sure....

Frickin Staties, always mathing **** that don’t need math.? Why oh why do we put up with them?