Been nice knowing you all...

[Salty]

HOLD ON THERE!! Can we plan some sort of "event" where the ear rings mysteriously disappear some how? Then the insurance company won't pay out and the jelwery store lost the reciept. Or TF bouht them "off the books" from a saleman who said it was his last day and wanted to give TF a great deal. He's in jail now, ear rings have to go back and you're lucky not to be hit with possession of stolen property.

Don't give up. It ain't over yet!!

But... that would be lying.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

um the only 4 outcomes I see are
1 she's going to kill you, (she didn't say she was, just like you didn't say they weren't real diamonds!)
2 she's going to divorce you (she didn't say she was, just like you didn't say they weren't real diamonds!)
3 you're going to buy her a sat of 3 carrot diamond earings (and you want have to tell her they're real, cause they will be!)
4 burn the house down, fake your own death move to Himalayas, sever all contact with civilization and pray she never finds you again!


cause well um she could do this to you

https://www.cremationsolutions.com/cremation-jewelry-for-ashes/cremation-diamonds

Don't suggest burning down houses around here...it usually doesn't end well...just sayin'.

 

[JimmieG]

See you on the evening news.

 

[JimmieG]

You should do the right and honorable thing, sell all your firearms and buy her the real diamonds...

 

[actaeon277]

Not sure how much longer I have left.

My wife is somehow under the impression (ahem) that the earrings I got her for her birthday are diamonds.

But they're not.

When I gave them to her, I simply said "In the past I know you've mentioned that you'd like some larger diamond stud earrings, so I got you these."

A few days later she said to me "I hope you didn't spend a lot on those earrings". So I texted her a link to a pair of 2ct total weight square cut diamond solitaire earrings from Zales' website. Like $3500 for that particular pair I linked her to.

So when she finds out that her 2 ct total-weight earrings aren't diamonds... Well, like I said, it's been nice knowing y'all.

In my defense: I never told her they WERE diamonds. But I also didn't tell her they weren't.

Looks like you did.

 

[halfmileharry]

I'll lay my chip on "she's a good woman and don't care what it is.... as long as it's from you".
Spin the wheel and let the chips lay where they are.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

You could have bought yourself a SCAR 17...

SCAR <> earrings??? I pick SCAR.

Just saying... Make sure you give someone the combo for your safe...

We'll arrange a rescue mission for your safe.

 

[Vigilant]

Someone is probably going to be the recipient of that "make up booty", unfortunately, it probably won't be the OP, when she finds out!

 

[BGDave]

You guys are slipping.

Only response to the OP is.

Dibs on your gunsafe and contents.

Seriously, come clean as soon as possible. Take your beating. (but first lay in a supply of quick-clot)

 

[Dirtebiker]

it's women's college volleyball. .

I'd be more concerned about this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ before the fake diamonds!

 

[EyeCarry]

You should do the right and honorable thing, sell all your firearms and buy her the real diamonds...

And sell them to me at fake gun prices. Seems only fair!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

um the only 4 outcomes I see are
1 she's going to kill you, (she didn't say she was, just like you didn't say they weren't real diamonds!)
2 she's going to divorce you (she didn't say she was, just like you didn't say they weren't real diamonds!)
3 you're going to buy her a sat of 3 carrot diamond earings (and you want have to tell her they're real, cause they will be!)
4 burn the house down, fake your own death move to Himalayas, sever all contact with civilization and pray she never finds you again!


cause well um she could do this to you

https://www.cremationsolutions.com/cremation-jewelry-for-ashes/cremation-diamonds

Oh irony, thou art a cruel mistress.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Please, please, please tell me the squirrel was frozen.

 

[bwframe]

Threads like these remind me of the virtues of being single.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Threads like these remind me of the virtues of being single.

Agreed, I have 99 problems.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Should this thread serve as a sort of "dead man's switch"? Tacfat, do you want us to take some action on your behalf if you do not check in every X Hours?

Seriously, sell stuff and buy her something nicer than what you lied about, then confess. Take your medicine.

 

[OakRiver]

Have we ever had a meet and eat over someone's funeral?

 

[thunderchicken]

TF- Dude what were you thinking when you boght those ear rings? You should have known sooner or later she would figure it out. If you haven't confessed you still have time. Make sure you don't have the receipt anywhere. Now either you need to pull the switch and go buy a real pair of diamond earrings and get rid of the fakes, or make sure they mysteriously disappear..knock them off the sink into the toilet and flush. Unless you come up with a really good plan you are toast. Good luck


You are still alive....right??

 

[churchmouse]

TF- Dude what were you thinking when you boght those ear rings? You should have known sooner or later she would figure it out. If you haven't confessed you still have time. Make sure you don't have the receipt anywhere. Now either you need to pull the switch and go buy a real pair of diamond earrings and get rid of the fakes, or make sure they mysteriously disappear..knock them off the sink into the toilet and flush. Unless you come up with a really good plan you are toast. Good luck


You are still alive....right??

I have met Mrs. TF and she is a fair woman. Pleasant and no dummy.
TF......she scares me man, get this fixed and do it now......just saying.

 

[bwframe]

I have met Mrs. TF and she is a fair woman. Pleasant and no dummy...

I don't know her at all, but I know one thing. She knows, as she has all along...