Best Gun Quote

[tv1217]

Wal Mart hires stupid people, what else is new?

Although, you're should get a medal for maintaining stoneface in the face of overwhelming levels of stupid.

 

[Scutter01]

"We shouldn't have to look at that."

 

[Jack Ryan]

"LOL, DEAR GOD!"

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[Rattlesnake46319]

"We shouldn't have to look at that."

Win.

I'll be OCing at Cabela's every chance I get when I'm home first week of May.

 

[knobcreeknut]

It's been a few years, but the conversation went something like this.

Potential Customer: "yo man, ya got any deuce deuces"

me: " I don't know what you are asking for, maybe if you use proper terms, I can help you"

PC: " you know dog, deuce deuces, two twos, gats"

me: " no, I don't know. we sell firearms here and you have not used any firearms terminology that I am familiar with. If would please learn to phrase your question in proper terms, I will assist you with a purchase. and while you are trying to figure out how to do that, if you would like I can get a sales rep from clothing to assist you in the proper use of a belt."

PC : "uhhhhhhhh, nevermind"

 

[jeremy]

You could offer them some tater tots.

Uhhh...
I like Tater Tots!

 

[tv1217]

Who doesn't, but they're like crack to people with mental disorders.

 

[jeremy]

The only food I like more than Tater Tots is Twizzler's...
Uhhh...
So I uh guess that means... I have problem?

 

[Duce]

From an old movie about Bud and Joe 2 Army grunts in the European theater in WW 2. They're watching a nubee fixing bayonet just before they attack. Joe looks over and says: "Put that thang away....... if he's close enough to stick.......he's close enough to shoot........................................<><< Duce:

 

[harry1911]

The best one I have heard, well there are two actually. One is on a Tee Shirt. A picture of a Sniper team in guilly suits, one looking through binoculars and the other , the site on a 50 cal bmg. The caption read 671 grains of diplomacy.
The second one I just read today , " I carry a gun because a cop is to heavy" I am going to make a tee shirt on that one

 

[jgreiner]

You better start packing a handgun (From Man who shot Liberty Valance)

 

[Fixer]

T-Shirt: Double Tap, Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice!

 

[Liberty Sanders]

Horrified Hoplophobe: "Why do you feel the need to carry a handgun? Are you expecting trouble?"

Armed Citizen: No. When I'm expecting trouble I carry a rifle. I carry this for the trouble I'm NOT expecting."

 

[KJQ6945]

From "We Were Soldiers"

Mel Gibson: You should get an m-16.

Sam Elliot: If I need one..... There'll be plenty of them laying around.

 

[Apistoman]

Maybe he was in an SR71 and shot straight down.

 

[beararms1776]

"do you feel lucky punk?"

Being this is a 44 Magnum and would blow your head clean off, ya gotta ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do ya...................PUNK!
Great classic man!

 

[Ryninger]

Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun
And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son

~Josh Thompson "Way out here."

 

[indyjoe]

Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun
And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son

~Josh Thompson "Way out here."

That is a good one.

 

[Cavman]

I was running a M2 range one day for a support unit. Guns where secured in their tripods and the shooter looks at me and ask if it was going to hurt when he pushes the trigger. All I could do was stare at him

 

[buffalohump]

From an old friend no longer with us. He was ask: Does that gun make you a man? Reply No, But it's stopped some that thought they were.