hornadylnl
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- Nov 19, 2008
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I had a customer in my work one day and said he needed to use the phone to call his wife to bring the spare key, because the door was locked and the battery on the remote went dead. Imagine his surprise when I asked to see the key and went outside and unlocked the door for him.
I went to a Hardees' in Henderson, KY about 6 weeks ago. I ordered a single with cheese. The brilliant cashier told me they don't serve those any more, but I could order a bacon cheese burger and take off the bacon. I said fine and tried to order a bacon cheese burger with no bacon, I really didn't feel like taking it off. She told me that they couldn't do that, that it was a bacon cheese burger and that is the way it comes.
I have read so many of these idiot sighting stories so I knew what my chances were of having the bacon removed and getting what I wanted, so I accepted the sandwich went and sat down, opened it removed the bacon and took it back. She had the oddest look on her face when I handed her the bacon and asked if there was something wrong with my sandwich, I told her that I didn't want the bacon...she asked me "then why didn't you order an sandwich without bacon"
The rage, and the laughter at one time was too much for me to take. I walked away with my head down and ate my sandwhich in total isolation.
Lol. Calculators are serious business. :P It amazes me that these people can manage to feed themselves or walk and talk at the same time without injuring themselves.This isn't so much an idiot story as a story about how computer dependent we are:
I was looking for a certain gun case that my dad wanted. He is picky and wanted a certain color, material and configuration. The only place I could find one like that was at Gander Mountain. As much as I hate to give them my money, it was the only place and he really wanted one. I walked up to the counter. I hate checks and credit cards so I always use cash for everything. I figured the tax in my head, put the gun case on the counter and pulled out exact change. The clerk couldn't find the little bar code thing to scan. I said "It's no problem, I have cash, there's the price tag right there." She looked at me like I had two heads. It took a supervisor and then a supervisor of a supervisor making phone calls to solve the dilemma of how to sell something to a buyer who has exact change without using a computer.
You did this with a straight face right?
, what was his response?? LMAO
I went to a Hardees' in Henderson, KY about 6 weeks ago. I ordered a single with cheese. The brilliant cashier told me they don't serve those any more, but I could order a bacon cheese burger and take off the bacon. I said fine and tried to order a bacon cheese burger with no bacon, I really didn't feel like taking it off. She told me that they couldn't do that, that it was a bacon cheese burger and that is the way it comes.
I have read so many of these idiot sighting stories so I knew what my chances were of having the bacon removed and getting what I wanted, so I accepted the sandwich went and sat down, opened it removed the bacon and took it back. She had the oddest look on her face when I handed her the bacon and asked if there was something wrong with my sandwich, I told her that I didn't want the bacon...she asked me "then why didn't you order an sandwich without bacon"
The rage, and the laughter at one time was too much for me to take. I walked away with my head down and ate my sandwhich in total isolation.
The most disturbing part of this story is that you took bacon off a sandwich.
Oh !I thought maybe you spotted smoking357
Seems fast food joints are filled with idiots. Not long ago I was on my way to Indy and stopped at the Danville Wendys to try out the new Bacon & blue cheeseburger. Pulled up to the box and shot off an order for a triple bacon and blue and a soda. An awkward 20 or so seconds pass before she replies, (Uh.. We don't make those.) I sat there dumbfounded for a moment, glacing at the giant 'bacon and blue' sticker on the window, the picture on the menu board, and the advert on the tall sign out front. I then asked her what the signs were about, and she took a few more seconds and responded, telling me, "Oh, yeah, we make those. So you want a bacon and blue cheeseburger?" I replied, "Yes, a triple bacon and blue cheeseburger with a sprite please." "We uh.. we don't make those."
I was hungry, and I certainly wasn't giving up on what promised to be an epic sandwich. So I told her nevermind, that I'd come inside. I parked my car, walked into wendys, and there she is. She tells me before I can even get a word out, "I'm telling you, we really dont make those.". I looked at the sign, pointed, and said, "Those?" She said, "We make those. Yes. We don't make triple those." I facepalmed, and explained to her to make one of 'those', and put an extra two slices of beef and a bit more cheese. She has a confused look on her face for a moment before she says, "OHHH!!! Ok, I got it!". So I stood there flirting with her for a few mins while it was being prepared. (She was cute, just dumb as hell) Then as I was on my way back to my car to attend a bacon and blue worship session, I realized that she gave me the whole damn thing for free, and only charged me for the drink and fries.
I'm a sucker for bright eyes and wide hips, what can I say? lol.
I probably would have gone somewhere else. I am a patient man, but I do have my limits. However, if it was a cute blonde...
I'm a sucker for bright eyes and wide hips, what can I say? lol.
Just texted her for this too! (Yes, I got her number. Ha) I better get a rep.