I'm getting divorced

[coolluke]

Anchovies

I am gonna marry a girl who likes anchovies.... and can push my truck out of the mud

 

[Suprtek]

How can I stay married to a man who prefers sausage over bacon on his pizza???????

At least you are able to add the highlighted words!

 

[BarryJaxon]

Pizza King is like a good divorce lawyer, they cost a little more but they're worth it.

Depends on where ya go here in Anderson 1 is GREAT,the other 4 not so much?

 

[Dogman]

Depends on what kind of sausage? plain, sage, italian?

 

[Westside]

WIN!!!!


and some bbq sauce and extra cheese as well!

I have to fail on the bbq sauce. win the extra cheese though

 

[SemperFiUSMC]

Depends on what kind of sausage? plain, sage, italian?

And what kind of bacon. Canadian, American, or tactical.

 

[Westside]

And what kind of bacon. Canadian, American, or tactical.

MMM Tactical Bacon

 

[Davegrave]

Until the last line I was pre-writing my condolences. I just went thru a divorce. I felt bad.

Then the last line, when I started reading I thought it was a metaphor meaning that you found out your husband was gay.

Now I'm just mad at you for tricking me twice in the same post. :rotf:

 

[Bunnykid68]

Yeah I thought you meant he liked sausage that was not the food kind at first too.

 

[ZombieApocolypse]

As long as there is no fruit involved, i think you can still save that marriage of yours

 

[Benny]

Sausage pwns bacon on a pizza. That's the only time sausage > bacon, but I'm with your husband on this one.

 

[HandK]

You need to get as far away from him as you can!! And you should get a PPO out on him too so he can't come within a thousand feet of you!! Your better off with out him!!! At least you found out early!! Keep a stiff upper lip and keep frying that bacon!!

 

[Westside]

Sausage pwns bacon on a pizza. That's the only time sausage > bacon, but I'm with your husband on this one.

That's it turn in your man card.

 

[HandK]

Sausage pwns bacon on a pizza. That's the only time sausage > bacon, but I'm with your husband on this one.

Yes but 13 year old kids form California don't count!!

 

[85t5mcss]

Until the last line I was pre-writing my condolences. I just went thru a divorce. I felt bad.

Then the last line, when I started reading I thought it was a metaphor meaning that you found out your husband was gay.

Now I'm just mad at you for tricking me twice in the same post. :rotf:

Since I am going through the "D", this is exactly what I was thinking-along with him coming out of the closet. Took an unusual turn when everyone elses reply was actually food related. Maybe I'm just pizza topping retarded.

 

[buford t justice]

sausage has been the ruin of many good relationships

 

[Redskinsfan]

Until the last line I was pre-writing my condolences. I just went thru a divorce. I felt bad.

Then the last line, when I started reading I thought it was a metaphor meaning that you found out your husband was gay.

Now I'm just mad at you for tricking me twice in the same post. :rotf:

Funniest post winner! This is the best reply, I think.

Terry

 

[RockofStrength]

He is no real man who does not desire the delectable bacon bits on his pizza. Cast him out and find one who will respect the sanctity of bacon.

 

[level.eleven]

Sausage pwns bacon on a pizza. That's the only time sausage > bacon, but I'm with your husband on this one.

This. The only thing attracting you to the bacon flavor is salt. That's what you get when fly over states make pizza. Indiana is apparently bacon, and Chicago is dough casserole.

Yeah, I went there...having never lived outside the state.

The urge to slather pizza with greasy meat is an inherently American tradition. Of course, I am the chef that says if you like it eat it. What a round about way of saying that I don't think bacon belongs on pie.

 

[calcot7]

If this is a newly aquired preference, then there is probably an outside source, also of a different flavor, influencing his judgement.