I'm getting divorced

[88GT]

I don't know what I'm going to do. I've given this man the last 9 years of my life, I'm staying home to raise our kids putting MY business on the back burner to do it. I'm keeping HIS business in the black and functioning.

I'm devastated. This kind of betrayal is devastating. I thought I knew him, and then he goes and does this?!?!?!

How can I stay married to a man who prefers sausage over bacon on his pizza???????

 

[Fletch]

How can I stay married to a man who prefers sausage over bacon on his pizza???????

You can't. Kick him to the curb, then play that old song about washing him out of your hair.

 

[indykid]

There are some things that you just have to overlook to keep a marriage working, but preferring sausage over bacon is just something that cannot be overlooked. I am so sorry to hear this. How sad.

 

[Mr. Habib]

Dump him! You deserve better than that.

 

[snorko]

Be strong, take solace that at least it is still a cured pork product.

 

[JetGirl]

This is where you have to draw the line down the middle. Fifty/fifty. Get a half and half pizza.

 

[snorko]

This is where you have to draw the line down the middle. Fifty/fifty. Get a half and half pizza.

This saved my relationship with my GF. The folks at our regulat pizza hangout freak when we order the same thing.

 

[Kitty]

Use the miracle of the piggy - bacon on your half, sausage on his, and peperoni and ham to unite us all.

 

[jeremy]

Bacon is a fundamental Ingredient of a good Pizza...

Dump the Douchebag...
Dump him now before you waste any more time...

 

[hotfarmboy1]

Use the miracle of the piggy - bacon on your half, sausage on his, and peperoni and ham to unite us all.

WIN!!!!


and some bbq sauce and extra cheese as well!

 

[paintball_addiction]

Teach him a lesson by selling me all of his guns at incredibly low prices.

 

[Bill B]

It's not your fault. Try to understand, sometimes a guy just needs to try a different pork product. Console yourself with xtra bacon and the knowledge that he hasn't gone veggie.

 

[Bill B]

Teach him a lesson by selling me all of his guns at incredibly low prices.

^^^^This too.

 

[Bubba]

You can't. Kick him to the curb, then play that old song about washing him out of your hair.

Or get out of community theater and carve bacon into the side of his pretty little souped-up 4WD.

 

[BarryJaxon]

This is where you have to draw the line down the middle. Fifty/fifty. Get a half and half pizza.

Or just buy 2!Does pizza go bad?It never has a chance around my place!

 

[JetGirl]

Does pizza go bad?It never has a chance around my place!

Not around here, either. Breakfast!

 

[BarryJaxon]

Not around here, either. Breakfast!

Yup,or munchies after a few drinks,or my 17 year old coming by with a friend or two or,Damn it,now I`m hungry!

 

[BarryJaxon]

Pizza King inbound!

 

[SEIndSAM]

And in honor of the big announcement I ordered a pizza. And GASP! it was delivered with Ham instead of Bacon!!!!!

 

[smitty12b]

Pizza King inbound!

Pizza King is like a good divorce lawyer, they cost a little more but they're worth it.