I believe you should definitely call the police and let them handle it. It sounds stupid, but the idiot just may call the police on you for armed robbery!
I would HIGHLY urge you against sending a biohazard through the postal system.... i am pretty sure its a felony if not done right, and i am not so sure there is a right way w/ feces.
Some members might know I'm experiencing a shoulder problem and have been put on light duty for the last 7 weeks.
In this last seven weeks I'm coming home at about the 4:30 to 4:45pm time frame, way earlier that my normal get home time when healthy. During these seven weeks I've noticed that one of the people who live someplace in my quaint subdivision has taken to walking his dog and let my front yard become his pooches drop off spot.
Now just to let people know the average lot size is from 3/4 to 1.5 acres, so there is really no reason that you need to stroll the dog and let them crap in someone elses yard, unless you're like this sorry idiot that doesn't want it in his yard and doesn't plan on cleaning it up out of others yard.
I take offense to this, I get tired in the summer time of running the mower through the front yard only to run over some pooch's possibly fecal infected crap and taking the chance of getting my dog's sick when I put the mower up.
So I pull around the corner this evening to have before my eyes, his dog dropping a dog log right on my drive way. I stop in the road and get out and calmly and politely inform him to not use my yard as a waste disposal station and to clean it up.
Guy gets really confrontational and tells me that he'll clean it up when h3ll freeze;s over and starts to walk away. I tell him in a sarcastic tone to not let me find out where he lives or I'll make sure he gets a ton on manure in his driveway for my trouble. I pull in the garage, go out clean it up, end of story right?
Nope.
8:50 I get a phone call from my neighbor telling me that someone is kneeling down beside the blind spot on the west side of my house.
I grab the mossy 500 since my aim would not be to great with my weak hand and walk out from the back around to the side.
As I'm approaching about 8 foot from the edge I see this guys dog sitting there looking me in the face with that "It's not me look" and all of a sudden I hear this guy on his cell phone saying "Ya honey, I'm crapping on the side of his house right now, teach him to chew me out"
I rack the slide and walk around and you should have seen the look on this guys face, cause I had just made him a little more. Made him pull his pants up without wiping made him give me his drivers license and I told him he get in in the mail with a certified letter explaining what my plans are for his actions and to never ever come on my property again because I got eyes everywhere.
So, do I just mail it back to him with what will happen if I catch him trespassing on my property or should I really follow through with a ton of cow manure.
Right now I'm leaning towards just mailing it back with stay off my property verbiage, but the wife is in the living room still laughing at my manure idea.
What should I do?
Thanks for the laugh..
I would have made him clean it up with his bare hands right there on the spot. As for the Drivers License, I would either just mail it back with a stern letter explaining how upset you are or call the police and hand it over to them if you wish to get law enforcement involved.
Pointing guns at people can turn out bad no matter what the real circumstance is.
The teenager needs to be punished also. What a fine example of a Man and a Father. What is he saying: Daughters marry there fathers; so she going to have a fine husband one day.
I would HIGHLY urge you against sending a biohazard through the postal system.... i am pretty sure its a felony if not done right, and i am not so sure there is a right way w/ feces.
Wonder if he sucked a turd back up when he heard you rack the shotgun
I like the idea of mailing the "material" to the White House. Don't actually suggest doing it, but it made me laugh!
Would have been funny if you'd snapped a pic of him, printed it up, and posted it around the neighborhood. The wife thinks she's mad she found out this way, imagine finding that on your morning walk LOL. For the record, I don't actually suggest doing that either. But it does sound fun.
That's funny stuff right there.
I bet the look on that idiot's face when you walked around the corner was priceless.
Tell him to pick up HIS crap, his dog's crap and any other dog crap in the yard and put it all in his pocket and get down the street and don't come back.
I was in enough pain trying to hold the mossy, so trying to snapa pic and hold the mossy would habe been unadvisable and VERY painfull to my right shoulder.
Yes in deed it was a mastercard moment!
One thing I did forget to mention last night was that she gave my wife thier phone number and told her to call when I get home. I'm getting a feeling that his wife has decided he's on housekeeping poop cleanup.
He broke several laws, call the police and open a complaint, that way you have a history in case he is really stupid and esclates the issue. Ask the police officer if he can return the license and give a verbal warning. Do not damage the license or the ax falls on you.
He broke several laws, call the police and open a complaint, that way you have a history in case he is really stupid and esclates the issue. Ask the police officer if he can return the license and give a verbal warning. Do not damage the license or the ax falls on you.
The teenager does NOT need to be punished. Having a father who takes his teenager's advice in a matter like this is punishment enough. Having a father like this one is child abuse! What a tool!
Doug